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Fake friends: Never ask for food. True friends: are the reasons you have no food. Fake friends: Call your parents Mr/Mrs True friends: Call your parents DAD/MOM Fake friends: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong. Truefriends: Would sit next to you saying "Damn ... we messed up ... but that s**t was fun!" Fake friends: never seen you cry. True friends: cry with you Fake friends: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back. True friends: keep your s**t so long they forget its yours. Fake friends: know a few things about you. True friends: Could write a book about you with direct quotes from you. Fake friends: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing. True friends: Will kick the whole crowds a** that left you. Fake friends: Would knock on your front door. True friends: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME!" Fake friends: Are for a while. True friends: Are for life. Fake friends: Will take your drink away when they think you've had enough. True friends: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say "b***h drink the rest of that you know we don't waste s**t." Fake friends: will talk s**t to the person who talks s**t about you. True friends: Will knock them the f**k out Fake friends: Will read this. True friends: Will steal this, just like I did XD....

WHAT I CALL A REAL BOYFRIEND... When she walks away from you mad===[ Follow her] When she stare's at your lips===[ Kiss her ] When she pushes you or hit's you===[ Grab her and don’t let go ] When she start's cursing at you===[ Kiss her and tell her you love her ] When she's quiet===[ Ask her what’s wrong] When she ignore's you===[ Give her your attention ] When she pulls away==[ Pull her back ] When you see her at her worst===[ Tell her she's beautiful ] When you see her start crying==[Just hold her and don’t say a word ] When you see her walking==[ Sneak up and hug her waist from behind ] When she's scared===[ Protect her ] When she lay's her head on your shoulder===[ Tilt her head up and kiss her ] When she steal's your favorite hat==[ Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you===[ Tease her back and make her laugh ] When she doesn’t answer for a long time===[ reassure her that everything is okay ] When she looks at you with doubt==[ Back yourself up with the TRUTH] When she say's that she like's you==[ she really does more than you could understand ] When she grab's at your hands===[ Hold her's and play with her fingers ] When she bump's into you===[ bump into her back and make her laugh ] When she tells you a secret===[ keep it safe and untold ] When she looks at you in your eyes===[ don’t look away until she does ] WHEN SHE MISSES YOU===[ SHES HURTING INSIDE] When you break her heart===[ the pain NEVER really goes away ] When she says its over===[ she STILL wants you to be hers ] - Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not s

ROSES ARE RED, LEMONS ARE SOUR, OPEN YOUR LEGS, AND GiVE ME AN HOUR, KiSSiNG iS A HABiT, FUKiNG iS A GAME, GUYS GET ALL THE PLEASURE, GiRLS GET ALL THE PAiN, 10 MiNUTES OF PLEASURE, 9 MONTHS OF PAiN, 3 DAYS iN THE HOSPiTAL, A BABY WiTHOUT A NAME, THE BABY iS A CRAKHED, THE MOTHER iS A WHORE, THiS WOULDA NEVER HAPPENED iF THE RUBBER HADENT TORE!! SEX iS LiKE MATH YOU SUBTRACT THE CLOTHES, ADD THE BED, DiViDE THE LEGS, AND PRAY TO GOD YOU DONT MULTiPLY, ROSES ARE RED, GRASS iS GREEN, OPEN YOUR LEGS, AND iLL FiLL YOU WiTH CREAM, HiCKORY, DiCKORY, DOCK, THE BiXCH WAS SUCKiNG MY COK, THE CLOCK STRUCK TWO, i DUMPED MY GOO, AND DUMPED HER TO THE END OF THE BLOCK, SEX iS GOOD, SEX iS FiNE, DOGGY STYLE AND 69, JUST FOR FUN, OR GETTiN PAiD, EVERYONE LiKES GETTiN LAiD, SEX iS EViL, SEX iS A SiN, SiNS ARE FORGiViN, SO STiCK iT iN!! ROSES ARE NiCE, ViOLETS ARE FiNE, iLL BE THE SiX, iF YOU BE THE NiNE, EAT ME, BEAT ME, BiTE ME, BLOW ME, FUX ME, SUCK ME VERY SLOWLY, iF YOU LiKE iT, DONT BE SASSY, USE YOUR TONGUE, AND MAKE iT NASTY

my dream avis plz help :]

1. Hold your breath ♥ 2. Go to your profile and add this ♥ 3. Still holding your breath ♥ 4. If you made it, your a good kisser(: I MADE IT xD

MONTH ONE: Mommy, I am only 4 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby. MONTH TWO: Mommy, Today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home, though. It is so nice and warm in here. MONTH THREE: You know what, Mommy? I'm a boy!! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad, too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me. MONTH FOUR: Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it, too. MONTH FIVE: You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby, Mommy... your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion? MONTH SIX: I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! HELP me! MONTH SEVEN: Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus' arms. He is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me, Mommy? EVERY ABORTION IS JUST... One more heart that was stopped. Two more eyes that will never see. Two more hands that will never touch. Two more legs that will never run. One more mouth that will never speak. One more person who can never change the world.... If you're against abortion, put this in your profile

I LOVETH YUH <3!!!!!!