I am Thor, king of Asgard. As king, I feel that I should not have to write an about me.
I am an avid areanas commenter. Normally in the cosplay arenas. People tell me to stop being so blunt, but I'm no sugarcoat-er. I'm taking the time to give my opinion, so I'm going to do it properly.
Hey there, Thunderer! *whips out boxes of seasonal pumpkin pie poptarts* Alright, enough small talk. I've a proposition concerning your younger brothers lack of festivities. Agree to it, and aaallll these can be yours. *shakes boxes*