I am Avarice Clay, also known as Ava (pronounced as in avenue) and Chris. Where does Ava live? Who knows. What's Ava's real gender? Who cares. How old is Ava? Twenty-three and going on as of June 5th, 2014. I prefer female pronouns here, but you may certainly call me Ava if you make a point of not using gender-specific pronouns. While I try my best to be easy to get along with, I don't give people who have a problem with me the time of day, and I don't appreciate random requests. Stop sending me random requests, because I don't want to be your friend if you don't plan on talking to me in towns or elsewhere.
I'm an amateur writer who's gotten mostly positive commentary on my short stories in the past, and I occasionally write silly poetry, either in traditional haiku, limerick, or full English sonnet forms. I'd like to think I'm funny and entertaining, but I'll let you be the judge of that. Also, I love darker shades of purple -- can't you tell?