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Registered: 06/30/2007

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Name: Avarice "Ava" Clay
Race/Species: Lamia/naga mix
Age: 19
Gender and orientation: Female, straight
Date of birth: Unknown
Biography description: Her exact parentage is unknown, but Avarice, known to her friends and allies as Ava, hatched some 19 years ago from a clutch of fifteen. Long on magical power and knowledge, short on muscle mass and strength, and a bit less bright and down-to-earth than most, Ava is known for being as kind and as fair to everyone she likes as she can manage. She's not afraid to speak up and stand between friends if things escalate beyond her liking.

Due to an interesting quirk of her ectothermic physiology, Ava's observational and logical acuity declines as external temperatures fall - the colder her environment gets, the spacier and farther from earth she gets. This link between her intellect and environmental temperature actually makes her increasingly dangerous the colder her surroundings get, as her knowledge of physics, magic, and the various laws governing them and their interactions becomes more fluid the colder her surroundings get. If she's kept below freezing long enough, she becomes an insanely powerful demigod because she's too loopy to grasp the laws of nature and magic.

Ask your doctor if Ava is right for you.

I'm Avarice Clay, also known as Ava and Chris. Male, early-ish 20s. I'm not interested in dating or meeting offline, so gender, orientation, age, and location are not things I care too much about. I don't care to receive random friend requests, so please chat with me and really make yourself informed as to what kind of person I am before offering to add me to your friends list. Some of my personal likes are the color purple, pumpkin pie, mechanical watches and snakes. Some of my dislikes are social justice warriors and people who lack a sense of humor in general; pushy evangelists and people who engage in religious posturing; people who hold terrible, outdated, iconoclastic views on race, gender or sexuality; and geese, because those are some mean-a** mofos.

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*Not suitable for paladins or children under the age or three. Contains small bones, which may become a choking hazard if swallowed.

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Kanbe-sama Report | 11/25/2014 6:53 pm
No problem ^u^
Kanbe-sama Report | 11/23/2014 10:07 pm
Oh sweet. -gives her a big huggle- I don't know why but you're just so cuddly X3
Kanbe-sama Report | 11/22/2014 9:24 am
It's weird that I've been pronouncing your name wrong all this time. I say Ava(Like what the fonz would say. ehhhhh va) When I should have been saying Ava( as in avenue) my bad. -huggles-
Kanbe-sama Report | 11/13/2014 1:46 pm
Yeah ^u^;
Kanbe-sama Report | 11/12/2014 10:43 am
Wrrrrrrrryyyyyyy?! Zomg is closing down?! I didn't know that. Aw man TwT.
Kanbe-sama Report | 11/11/2014 6:56 pm
How's my favorite naga been ? ^w^ -hugs-
Kanbe-sama Report | 11/11/2014 6:19 pm
-Peeks through ya window- Hi Ava long time no see! It's me Kezer! ^0^
The Dapper Lunatic Report | 09/22/2014 7:23 am
The Dapper Lunatic
yum_puddi hiii~
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-I- Pandie -I- Report | 04/11/2014 6:48 pm
-I- Pandie -I- Ava, I recorded myself getting outta bed