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Registered: 06/30/2007

Gender: Female

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I am Avarice Clay, also known as Ava (pronounced as in avenue) and Chris. Where does Ava live? Who knows. What's Ava's real gender? Who cares. How old is Ava? Twenty-three and going on as of June 5th, 2014. I prefer female pronouns here, but you may certainly call me Ava if you make a point of not using gender-specific pronouns. While I try my best to be easy to get along with, I don't give people who have a problem with me the time of day, and I don't appreciate random requests. Stop sending me random requests, because I don't want to be your friend if you don't plan on talking to me in towns or elsewhere.

I'm an amateur writer who's gotten mostly positive commentary on my short stories in the past, and I occasionally write silly poetry, either in traditional haiku, limerick, or full English sonnet forms. I'd like to think I'm funny and entertaining, but I'll let you be the judge of that. Also, I love darker shades of purple -- can't you tell?

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Though our weekend Genie lamp vigil is at an end, AvaCorp, the world's leading producers of WTF statements since 2007, will continue to offer their condolences to the family and friends of Robin Williams, in the wake of his passing. Godspeed, Robin Williams; may the inspiration you brought to millions never fade, and may the immutable service you've done to the world never be forgotten.

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ll Minun ll Report | 04/11/2014 6:54 pm
ll Minun ll
http://youtu.be/s-MqaCCbDco?t=30s
ll Minun ll Report | 04/11/2014 6:48 pm
ll Minun ll
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PePW16KOCwM Ava, I recorded myself getting outta bed
ll Minun ll Report | 03/22/2014 12:28 pm
ll Minun ll
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HMUDVMiITOU Is this you Avera?
Searka Shobalar Report | 02/25/2014 5:18 pm
Searka Shobalar
I'm back online for an hour. Are you in towns, or up to something else?
ll Minun ll Report | 02/12/2014 4:28 pm
ll Minun ll
Omfg you sound british as ******** LOL
ll Minun ll Report | 02/12/2014 4:04 pm
ll Minun ll
AVA YOU DO SOUND BRITISH
Cup Cake Sweetness Report | 02/01/2014 4:46 pm
Cup Cake Sweetness
whee Thanks for your purchase come again soon whee
-I- Rabiem -I- Report | 01/30/2014 7:30 am
-I- Rabiem -I-
My dear Ava.... come unto me for a conversation.
suilnebur Report | 01/20/2014 3:23 pm
suilnebur
hi
Dutchess Peppermint Report | 01/15/2014 4:50 pm
Dutchess Peppermint
Hello ava, how are you?