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Name: Avarice "Ava" Clay
Race/Species: Lamia/naga mix
Age: 19
Gender and orientation: Female, straight
Date of birth: Unknown
Biography description: Her exact parentage is unknown, but Avarice, known to her friends and allies as Ava, hatched some 19 years ago from a clutch of fifteen. She may well be exceptionally wise and knowledgeable for her age, but, unfortunately nobody has ever been able to independently verify this. Known for being spacey and talkative, and for having her head stuck in the clouds, she is nonetheless a valuable font of magical knowledge, having been gifted with near-encyclopedic knowledge of all things magical. Given how magical knowledge can backlash on minds ill-prepared for that knowledge, this may go some way towards explaining her otherwise scattered state o mind. She is a terrible singer unless you get her to sing in Parseltongue, which is no small feat; for unclear reasons, she does not like speaking in Parseltongue.

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I am Avarice Clay, also known as Ava (pronounced as in avenue) and Chris. Where does Ava live? Who knows. What's Ava's real gender? Who cares. How old is Ava? Twenty-three and going on as of June 5th, 2014. I prefer female pronouns here, but you may certainly call me Ava if you make a point of not using gender-specific pronouns. While I try my best to be easy to get along with, I don't give people who have a problem with me the time of day, and I don't appreciate random requests. Stop sending me random requests, because I don't want to be your friend if you don't plan on talking to me in towns or elsewhere.

I'm an amateur writer who's gotten mostly positive commentary on my short stories in the past, and I occasionally write silly poetry, either in traditional haiku, limerick, or full English sonnet forms. I'd like to think I'm funny and entertaining, but I'll let you be the judge of that. Also, I love darker shades of purple -- can't you tell?

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Kanbe the Lost Report | 11/23/2014 10:07 pm
Kanbe the Lost
Oh sweet. -gives her a big huggle- I don't know why but you're just so cuddly X3
Kanbe the Lost Report | 11/22/2014 9:24 am
Kanbe the Lost
It's weird that I've been pronouncing your name wrong all this time. I say Ava(Like what the fonz would say. ehhhhh va) When I should have been saying Ava( as in avenue) my bad. -huggles-
Kanbe the Lost Report | 11/13/2014 1:46 pm
Kanbe the Lost
Yeah ^u^;
Kanbe the Lost Report | 11/12/2014 10:43 am
Kanbe the Lost
Wrrrrrrrryyyyyyy?! Zomg is closing down?! I didn't know that. Aw man TwT.
Kanbe the Lost Report | 11/11/2014 6:56 pm
Kanbe the Lost
How's my favorite naga been ? ^w^ -hugs-
Kanbe the Lost Report | 11/11/2014 6:19 pm
Kanbe the Lost
-Peeks through ya window- Hi Ava long time no see! It's me Kezer! ^0^
The Dapper Lunatic Report | 09/22/2014 7:23 am
The Dapper Lunatic
yum_puddi hiii~
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-I- Pandie -I- Report | 04/11/2014 6:48 pm
-I- Pandie -I- Ava, I recorded myself getting outta bed
-I- Pandie -I- Report | 03/22/2014 12:28 pm
-I- Pandie -I- Is this you Avera?