For those who know me best and whom I stalk every-other day.
My aggressive but sweet little potato. The tiny lady I enjoy bothering the life out of every single day. She can be quiet at other times she may want to punch you in the nose, but she is a bundle of love and fun. Provoking her is among my favourite 'things to do'even though in return I receive a jab to the gut."Lady said I'm your number one fan." I am a dead man.
This gentleman happens to be my older brother and the one person who would willingly dress in women's lingerie, breast feed a child, and think that he looks so incredibly attractive at the end of the day. He's "that" guy. The silly, vain individual. The "fun" and the one who makes me "facepalm" so.
Xiao, my youngest and inevitably shortest daughter. My three year old toddler with an overly active imagination and a talent for transforming from a child, to 84698735 demons, to a stripper. I blame the influence of my brother. She's great at voice acting and making up lyrics to random songs full of references most people miss. Her cooking is death.
The "mama" figure to myself. Protective, caring, and even frightening. She always has an incredible story to tell and a thought process capable of connecting a turtle to peanut butter. I not so secretly compare her to a puppy-- wolf-- cerberus. Lovely little lady with a kind heart and a brain that-- yeah-- she is strange.
This here is my mini potato. The one who probably spooned your eyes out at some point or peeked over from behind you and whispered the word, "soon." She is my adorable little sadist and the one proper, anti-nudist child I have left. I like to think of her as a sheep loving doll. We don't need to rehearse lines to be in sync with our words. Creepy.
Jup, or as I like to call her-- Hulk. The one with the many TMI moments yet she can be as vain as my brother. Sweet, loyal, and expressive with what she thinks. She takes pride in her nudist ways and always has a lot to say. A truly odd and loving soul. Don't look at her funny.
She is Squash, also known as-- Drax. This one is literal and can be funny without even realizing it. The person who can make running from monsters into a comedy and wonder why everyone is rolling around holding their sides. A gentle and quiet girl that probably thinks there is something wrong with the rest of us. However, do not be fooled. She is not normal either.
The turtle in the family that keeps fleeing from her inevitable end. Always chatty and willing to talk when she's around. She also loves wearing disgusting bunny items.
Despite me raising her properly this child enjoys watching my hairs fall off of my head. Hippie by nature and as sweet as a chicken, she is one of my smaller potatoes that enjoys pretending she's not a child.
The rebel of the family that burned down multiple weddings and parties with myself. This one is the bald potato of the family, the child that will cling to rebel rock just to disobey me. She has fleas.
This is Pumpkin. Another nudist child that enjoys watching my hair fall out as well. She is an affectionate one with a singing talent. I stole her from my sister.