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Hallo lovely people of Gaia. Excuse this brief and scattered introduction of mine. As of late I've found myself with an overwhelming amount of obligations on an almost daily basis, having said this it may become rare to see me on this site but that does not mean I will leave from one day to the other. I will be here if possible, you're all quite important to me too. For the many victims of my 'no replies' I will tell you that I do not usually mean to do this on purpose, if I've not replied to your message it is more likely that I simply forgot to answer and probably read it on a day I was exhausted. Do not expect instant replies from me. People describe me as being 'funny' and 'sarcastic.' There are plenty of people who are offended by my sarcasm and would rather label me with 'rude' or 'arrogant.' I do enjoy provoking and teasing others, don't take me too seriously. It's all in good fun. On that same subject I know I've upset quite a number of people these past few months, once again I mean no harm and probably do not realize how I have offended you. Simply tell me, if you'd rather unfriend me and truly want me out of your life then that's fine too. Currently I am stuck in the pit of hell we call a 'university' studying psychology. I enjoy gaming quite a lot, when I'm not lost in my course books, work reports, or out running errands I am most likely playing some kind of game. Music is an open form of expression and it's incredibly soothing to listen to. I'm always open for suggestions, all genres are welcome. Painting is a hobby I lose countless hours in as well. Drinking might be an addiction that my Sayaka nags me about. Eyepatches are the greatest. Everyone should have one. I love people. I don't mind the 'out-of-nowhere' messages, however do not message me with ridiculous offers on items, flirtatious comments, or pointless drama. I will no doubt ignore you. Sayaka is my darling little doll that I love annoying the life out of. She is my feisty little lady, disrespect her and you will make an enemy out of me. Cheers.
Anything else you may or may not find out from chatting with me.

Lovely people on my profile: My sweet Spud, closest friends, and family. If you're not up here it only means we don't engage in conversations often.

Art by: Sayaka Spud, Shhh uwu, Richard Craven, Hippie Vibes, Xiao Kaiserin, Zukimime, Arialle D Welles, AmoraDesu, shikahroo, fireeyed_pixie, DeeeJayBeee, JupiterKoneko, Noctomanian Tormentor, Kitty-Cat-Aycee, Xx_Vanilla_Thunda_xX, Baekhyun, SsyukisS, this hobo, thesaurus-rex, Black Hawthorne, Takino, LittleGoldenCookie, Frizillion, and myself.

I collect art.

I do not accept random friend or trade requests.
Offers regarding items in my store will also be ignored.

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For those who know me best and whom I stalk every-other day.

"Sayaka Spud"
My aggressive but sweet little potato. The tiny lady I enjoy bothering the life out of every single day. She can be quiet at other times she may want to punch you in the nose, but she is a bundle of love and fun. Provoking her is among my favourite 'things to do'even though in return I receive a jab to the gut."Lady said I'm your number one fan." I am a dead man.

This gentleman happens to be my older brother and the one person who would willingly dress in women's lingerie, breast feed a child, and think that he looks so incredibly attractive at the end of the day. He's "that" guy. The silly, vain individual. The "fun" and the one who makes me "facepalm" so.

"Xiao Kaiserin"
Xiao, my youngest and inevitably shortest daughter. My three year old toddler with an overly active imagination and a talent for transforming from a child, to 84698735 demons, to a stripper. I blame the influence of my brother. She's great at voice acting and making up lyrics to random songs full of references most people miss. Her cooking is death.

"Elapsed Dreams"
The "mama" figure to myself. Protective, caring, and even frightening. She always has an incredible story to tell and a thought process capable of connecting a turtle to peanut butter. I not so secretly compare her to a puppy-- wolf-- cerberus. Lovely little lady with a kind heart and a brain that-- yeah-- she is strange.

This here is my mini potato. The one who probably spooned your eyes out at some point or peeked over from behind you and whispered the word, "soon." She is my adorable little sadist and the one proper, anti-nudist child I have left. I like to think of her as a sheep loving doll. We don't need to rehearse lines to be in sync with our words. Creepy.

Jup, or as I like to call her-- Hulk. The one with the many TMI moments yet she can be as vain as my brother. Sweet, loyal, and expressive with what she thinks. She takes pride in her nudist ways and always has a lot to say. A truly odd and loving soul. Don't look at her funny.

She is Squash, also known as-- Drax. This one is literal and can be funny without even realizing it. The person who can make running from monsters into a comedy and wonder why everyone is rolling around holding their sides. A gentle and quiet girl that probably thinks there is something wrong with the rest of us. However, do not be fooled. She is not normal either.

"Ellie Bacon"
The turtle in the family that keeps fleeing from her inevitable end. Always chatty and willing to talk when she's around. She also loves wearing disgusting bunny items.

"Hippie Vibes"
Despite me raising her properly this child enjoys watching my hairs fall off of my head. Hippie by nature and as sweet as a chicken, she is one of my smaller potatoes that enjoys pretending she's not a child.

The rebel of the family that burned down multiple weddings and parties with myself. This one is the bald potato of the family, the child that will cling to rebel rock just to disobey me. She has fleas.

This is Pumpkin. Another nudist child that enjoys watching my hair fall out as well. She is an affectionate one with a singing talent. I stole her from my sister.


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