♠ Ⓓ ʉ ɱ Ⓢ ρ ɩ я ɸ Ⓢ ρ ɇ я ɸ ♤

Main Cosplays:
Laughing Jack
Other Frequent Ones:
Märchen Von Friedhofe

I stalk everyone.

и α ɱ ə: Not saying.
Ⱥ ɕ ә: 22
β ɩ я Ϯ ɧ ȡ α ʏ: 11 / 24
ɕ ʀ ə ə Ϯ ȷ и ɕ ȿ: Ello there, you have stepped into potato territory. You don't have to call me 'Auth,' Potato God is fine. Randomers should not conern themselves over my personal life so much, but since you insist on stalking me. Zombie potatoes will someday take over every corner of the world, I love seeing art-- as for making it-- it's something only my lovely little ones may ask of me. I enjoy drinking as much as I enjoy wearing eyepatches-- they really are the greatest. Currently I am stuck in the pit of hell we call a 'university,' studying psychology and languages. I am able to fluently speak four, working on a fifth one-- for those who cannot already tell, English is not my primary language but I'm betting I am able to write and speak it better than the majority of those who read this. Video games are the creation of a genius vegetable, let us discuss everything about them. There is a wide range of music that I enjoy listening to, I would appreciate any suggestions given to me. I am a very calm and friendly person, although I do enjoy provoking and teasing others, it's all in good fun really. I don't mean too much harm by it. I am a very sarcastic individual, you'd do well in not taking me too seriously. All the same, I've been told I'm arrogant and rude. Perhaps it's true. Aside from that, I love people. I don't mind the 'out-of-nowhere' messages, so please, don't be shy.
Anything else you may or may not find out from chatting with me.

Art by: animefrak1, Zukimime, Arialle D Welles, AmoraDesu, shikahroo, fireeyed_pixie, DeeeJayBeee, JupiterKoneko, Noctomanian Tormentor, Kitty-Cat-Aycee, Xx_Vanilla_Thunda_xX, Baekhyun, SsyukisS, this hobo, thesaurus-rex, Black Hawthorne, Takino, LittleGoldenCookie, Frizillion, littlegrayphalcon, and myself.
I collect art.

I do not accept random friend or trade requests.
Offers regarding items in my store will also be ignored.

♠ Ⓓ ʉ ɱ Ⓥ ɩ ʌ ɩ ɱ ʉ ʂ Ⓥ ɩ ʌ α ɱ ʉ ʂ ♤

For those who know me best and whom I stalk every-other day.

Here would be where I write about my lovely midget potatoes and those who I find worthy enough to list under "Potato." If you're not under here I either have not met you, you don't mean much to me, or we don't exchange enough words. Or all of the above.

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Elapsed Dreams Report | 04/28/2015 12:36 am
I can see mini Auth now, "fu rabbit" n' all that. cat_rofl

It's alright, your zombies will get the cookie back. emotion_hug emotion_bigheart
Unless turns out to be a zombie eating rabbit, then your cookie might be lost forever.
Elapsed Dreams Report | 04/28/2015 12:27 am
Another reason bunnies are evil?
They steal your cookies. XD
Elapsed Dreams Report | 04/27/2015 10:23 pm
This made me think of you, so of course you have to see it. xD
shikahroo Report | 04/27/2015 7:44 am
YeH I tooked the easy route I tanked out my sorcerer and fought from the distance. No I didnt beat it yet. I just got done beating the lost bastille bosses well I stood there and took the hits while my pilgrim bust them up. I love those lifegems though. Thanks to "dark souls" and "the last of us" I dont run through the front door guns blazing. They taught me patience XD
shikahroo Report | 04/26/2015 6:24 am
Hey hows my favorite insane person?
I bought Ds2 I found it to be a lot easier
then ds1. Even though you get punished for dying now.
But I want the game on your profile
I dont rememer what its called though
Elapsed Dreams Report | 04/25/2015 8:49 pm
Growin' old
Akatsuki konoe Report | 04/25/2015 11:12 am
Well i'm done i did what i could to finish all this and the result is what it will be ;D
Elapsed Dreams Report | 04/23/2015 12:02 am
Awkward Batman~
Xiao Kaiserin Report | 04/21/2015 9:05 pm
ono sowwy
Xiao Kaiserin Report | 04/21/2015 1:49 pm
Pa!!! TTATT)8