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with a very cold heart.
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Blood on the Dance Floor


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muchbiggerexplosion

Report | 02/06/2011 7:49 pm

muchbiggerexplosion

You'd damn well better. Lest I have nothing to live for.
muchbiggerexplosion

Report | 02/05/2011 9:07 pm

muchbiggerexplosion

You're killing me, Morgy.
No Habla Penguin

Report | 02/05/2011 8:42 pm

No Habla Penguin

Straight up, dawg! Whut, whut!

Holla, holla back y'all!

...

Or whatever it is you crazy kids say these days.
No Habla Penguin

Report | 02/05/2011 8:23 pm

No Habla Penguin

You know... I thought I'd be more upset than that but truth is, I've been cheating on you since before we were married! On top of that, I just sold our kids to crazy hobos on the street!
No Habla Penguin

Report | 02/05/2011 8:07 pm

No Habla Penguin

Wait...

What?

Are you... are you cheating on me... ?
No Habla Penguin

Report | 02/05/2011 8:04 pm

No Habla Penguin

Fuuu-, eff that. I'll clean 'em up now but I better get some lovin' for this! I'm tired of always having to do things for you and getting nothing in return!
No Habla Penguin

Report | 02/05/2011 8:00 pm

No Habla Penguin

Gawd... I feel like I'm married to you. That not only explains the nagging but the distinct lack of secksings I've not, not been receiving.

...

Fine, woman! I'll clean up the paint chips tomorrow but tonight, I shall feast well!
No Habla Penguin

Report | 02/05/2011 7:56 pm

No Habla Penguin

I can't help it if these paint chips are so damn delicious!

Can't I have ONE vice?!
No Habla Penguin

Report | 02/05/2011 7:51 pm

No Habla Penguin

Your profile is right... but now I just find you that much more attractive.

Wanna be my Valentine's, sweetheart? <3
No Habla Penguin

Report | 02/05/2011 7:46 pm

No Habla Penguin

I always wondered what being castrated felt like... well, now I no longer have to wonder.

Thanks.

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