if you really must insist on calling me something other than my username, make it fluffy. i often use my own set of alternate grammatical structures or alter words. i am very consistent within those parameters and have no wish to be challenged on my rules by pompous jerks. i frequently drift in and out of consciousness due to my rubbish sleep patterns. don't presume you "know" i am ignoring you. i get distracted easily and it combines terribly with being half-asleep.