Listen up y`all! I'm only typing this once, but here I am! No, not over there, over here. Yes, okay, right there. Now, who in donkey's name am I? I am Gillian Styles. Yes! I am married to Harry Styles. You know the Harry Styles from One Direction. The one who everyone falls in love with? Sorry, but he's mine, he just doesn't wanna go public yet. Wanna share a secret with me? Yeah, Harry and I, we're married, he just won't admit it yet. It was a small wedding, and I know lots of secrets. So now, you ask, is it just you two? Yes, sadly, Darcy isn't coming yet. And you may wonder, who is Darcy? Darcy is Harry's and I first child. He get's to name the first and third child, and I get to name the second child, fair, right? Wait what? You may think. I'm saying, I am married to Harry Styles, and am planning to have 3 kids. I currently have a OD1. It is very contagious, better known as One Direction Infection. Signs may be fangirling, shipping, listening to them till you get grounded, spending all your money on them, etc. A specialist, Liam Payne, used to have OD1, but found the cure. It was to kiss Harry Styles. It only makes sense. My husband, the man who saved many lives. Eat that Hannah! Okay, another secret...I ship Larry Stylinson. I don't think they're gonna get married and have kids and they kiss, but it's like ultimate bros...you get me? Anyways, you don't want me to blab about my amaZAYN husband, with his phenomeNIALL voice. And his fabuLOUIS curls. And how he's brilLIAM. So don't get mad, because my husband is extraordinHARRY. And you don't want me to blab about Liam, Niall, Zayn, and Louis. I understand that you can't handle the Swagmaster from Doncaster, so I'll casually move on to who I am.
[okay....maybe this is all just a dream, but it could happen!]
Yah, okay. I'll shut up for your sake. But, I think that with my great description, you have already fallen in love with my husband, but really, back off! Just kidding...just kidding...I think.
I live in California, you know, everyone comes from California now a days. And Canada. And Georgia. Whatever, whatever. Sorry, blabbing again. I am -- years old. If you're my close friend, you'll know and I'll tell you all of my secrets. I mean ALL. Okay, not ALL, but ALl. I am really not that short. I'm Filipino, YAY! Yeah, swaggy. Hehe, okay enough Justin for now. Speaking of the Biebs, I listen to all types of music. Pop, country, punk, rock, blues. Whatever, I've heard it on the radio and fell in love deeply. I mean, I may not FALL IN LOVE with every type of music, but I certainly love things like Paramore and One Direction. And I listen to Megan and Liz, Taylor Swift, Ariana Grande, Cher Lloyd, Kelly Clarkson, Jessica Sanchez, Niall Horan. Yeah, okay, I'm messed up, but they're all awesome. I would list more, but we'd be here the next five years or so. More about my life... I'm not very pretty, and I'm not kidding. I play soccer/football, and this is why I'm usually not online. It is my whole life, and I am proud of what I've accomplished. I keep on improving, and I really wanna play for the U.S.A Women's National Soccer Team, Hope Solo, Alex Morgan, Shannon Boxx [is that how ya spell it? sorry.], a bunch of other incredible women, MIA HAMM. Okay, sorry, they're just amazing. Typo there, amaZAYN. Hehe, I draw and paint...but I stick with soccer because I can only draw/paint houses, flowers, trees, butterflies, and they always turn out absolutely terrible. Like TERRIBLE. I can sing well, I wouldn't consider it a good thing about me, it's just a side. Now, to the bad things about me... I CAN NOT COOK. I have tried, and I almost burned my house down. I can make Nutella sandwiches! But, I doubt I'll live off of that. I bite my nails, a very bad habit, but I can't help it. I talk a lot. You probably noticed that already. Sorry.... I get lonely, fast. So, talk to me, yeah? I have a lot of friends that have a life. Emily, Allie, Jaelyn, they all play volleyball. Alyssa plays golf. Alice plays soccer/football. I don't have friends that are boys that I talk to during the summer...But you can always PM me and I'll blab about all my friends. I'll mini blab for ya, right now.
Emily-I TALK TO HER ALL THE TIME. She's very gullable, is that how ya spell it, and I love her, she's sweet.
Allie-She's Emily's twin sister. She is awesome, she loves cows and is like a little baby.
Jaelyn- She is so funny, it hurts.
Alyssa-She's so smooth.
Alice-She is like a monkey, I'm not kidding.
See, that wasn't so bad, right?
I'm sleepy and my OTP is PhilJess. Don't judge.