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How have you been?
It makes me grin like a cheshire cat every time.
And her microphone. I just die.
lol okaaayyy that's pretty normal then.
I was waiting for some crazy british thing.
I heard about this one culture that goes out in the street and burns a HUGE puppet of homer simpson.
No kidding.
I don't think it's true. xD
An 11 year old?
Wow. You really scored there. What a stud.
xD
Sooooo I'm guessing all brits don't celebrate the new year by getting shitfaced and hitting on pre-teens?
Because if you do then you have like ... a really weird country.
That would be an interesting tradition....
This is an honest, burning question. xD
They'd all be gay for ME. talk2hand
Butttt I heard he was gay and it was this big uproar and he was like not out of the closet, but someone outted him or something?
I am probably thinking of somebody else. Don't even listen to me. I don't know what I'm talking about.
But I know Nicki Minaj was getting all up on this girl in one of her videos. 3nodding /feeling smart.
There are queer douche bags in the world, baby.
Storytime! I know this guy who my brother's friends with and he's a TOTAL douche. He is so extremely disgustingly sexist and frighteningly racist, but when I see this kid BAM!GAYDAR. Skinny jeans, vests, thatthingIHATEwhenpeoplesay BUT I'mabouttosayit --- the VOICE. This kid is gay. And he is one of the biggest homophobes I've met. But I KNOW he's gay.
So this one time, me him and my brother were at a park (pssh you're never too old for parks) and so I went on the swing because they wanted to go flirt with this two girls they saw. So after less time than they would have liked, they come up to me, and he gets in real close and whispers "Alex, those girls over there ... they actually thought I was a homo."
I wanted so bad to shake him and say "me too" but I was trying so very hard not to offend him by saying that or giggling. xDD
^Queer douche bag. Just saying.
Yeah, under certain circumstances. It's rare though, but yeahhh it could happen. :3
Really. Breeder. Really.
I am straight as an inverted rainbow.
asdfasdfasdf anger at him is renewed. I am just going to try not to think about it, and try not to talk to him right now. xD
Isssss she a teensy bit bisexual then???
YOU CONVERTED HER.
<3
TRIFECTA.
Sounds like a superhero. If I were a superhero I'd be TRIFECTA.
I like it.
Next year?
Pssssh. A couple years.
(IthinkI'mayearolderthanyou.)
So quick to kick me out of HS, aren't you?
Everybody on here thinks I'm older than I am though. It's just that massive muscle that is my BRAIN.
Nah but it's usually close.
And I am taking my psych classes, I checked out what classes I needed to get into the REALLY good programs in college, so I'm starting on those. :3
I really don't.
Wasn't that Akon gay?
Isn't he?
XDDDD 'I was bi for a week'? Ok. That's cool.
I want to go to school after break and be all, 'ok guys, I know I was queer for the last few years, but I'm a total breeder now. Seriously. '
Mayyyyybe it's not always? Possibly questioning? For ... a week. Not questioning much. xDDD
He does just want it to go away. That's the annoying part. "Stop being such a f**, you're going to get yourself killed" and all that.
What's a 'trifecta of gayness'? I think I like it. It sort of puts me in mind of a threesome though. :3
And lol not psych major yettttttt. But it'll happen. Gotta get to college first though. XD I'm so excited for college. xD
You are too sweet though, serioussssly. <3