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hi my names jenaro
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what the ******** isgoing on here?
...help me...
die fiend!
..ki..ll...killlll....y...you
tehe!
that is the stupidestthing iv ever heard
i miss ashly...
super Asian speed!
hi!!!!
guess what: the other day i went for a walk and guess who i ran into!?!?!?!?!
a truck! so i end up in hell because evan thuegh im a good person they said i couldnt get into heeavan because i masterbait (they didnt care that i was an atheist)
so eny ways within 2 weeks i ended up befrending satin became his right hand man and then i killed him and became the new ruler of hell
but i decided that i didnt like the job (the pay sucked aswell. its like minimum wage with no dental)
so i went back to earth and using my new abilitys that i got as satin i learned the secrets of the world...butit wasnt all its cracked up to be
i mean come on! the meaning of life was popcorn for crying out loud!!!
so i gave up my quest to know all and went backwords in time! so i went to sleep ffor a while and alot of stuff happend while i was asleep
there was a war
and then another war
toast was invented
there was a war
aleins invaded
there was a war
the world was turned into a nuclear waist land
all of life on earth evolved from a cockroach
there was a war
there was another war
jfk was asasinated and reborn 3 years later a french woman and grew up to be a chamber maid in a skimpy outfit and now lives hapily in paris with her husband
and there was a war
i woke up and realised (i had been watching everything in my sleep)i realised that humans were horrable creatchers and i then decided that i didnt want to know eny more about the horrors of the world and went back to that fatefull day when i went for a walk and stoped myself from ever geting hit by that truck
but that caused a paradox and destroyd the universe so i had to escape at the last possable moment and ended up in this universe as a 14 year ol boy...and thats how my day went
say that reminds me of another little anecdote!
me and my wife(which i totaly have...heh..)
were walking on the beach and she said "hey hony bunch,would you like to join the colombian record club?"
so i ripped here hart out and ate it
so 3 days later i realized...hey, i still have my satanic powers!!!!
so i decided to use my powers for good.
i became a super hero!!!!
and then a bunch of other stuff happened
the end
say has eny one ever seen the movie gigantic femail worm people from mars IN 3D(2 d version)
it was probably one of the worst movies iv ever just made up.
coulda had a v-8!
ITS A TRAP!
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ITS BLOCKED!!!
seriusly....
fine!!!
im getting this account deleted
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