Welcome to my profile. Might as well get this introduction out of the way. My name is Joseph and I'm nearly 17 years of age.
I'm generally a nice guy and love to hang around with my friends on this wonderful site, even if a few changes were made over the years to cause me to dislike it more and more. Still a great place to use to just have a little fun.
I run a guild called the Divine Zaibatsu which you can check out by clicking this linkhere. I like to think that while it isn't the largest guild ever, it's easily accessible and easy to integrate oneself into the story. We're accepting those with the need to scratch some RP itches. (Shameless promotion for the win!)
I also enjoy cosplaying on this site due to not being able to do so in the real world. My cosplays of today would usually be Ling Yao from Fullmetal Alchemist or Sinbad from Magi. I also enjoy a good RP.
If I had to put certain likes or dislikes, I'd say I generally enjoy :
- Playing video games(Specifically Red Dead Redemption, Batman : Arkham series, Skyrim, God of War Series, Mass Effect 2, Assassins creed, etc)
- Anime and Manga
- Beautiful scenery
- My online family(Who I am extremely protective of),
The rest you can just ask me.
I don't have many dislikes, but I /do/ have some. They would be:
- Those who try to mess with my friends.
- Being talked down to.
- Being told what to do.
- Anything "Frozen" related. Especially "Let it Go" or "Do you want to build a snowman?". Seriously. Enough of that. It's annoying.
Thank you for reading and if you want to know more or get to know me personally, just send me a PM or ask me.
Fully expecting another lewd remark about her backside, Vergil braced herself for what she believed to be the inevitable. The look of sheer innocent surprise on her face was a rare sight, however, as Sinbad clearly had other ideas. Caught off guard by the sudden affectionate gesture and accompanying thoughtful words, she could do little else but clam up and stare at the King while the color steadily rose in her cheeks.
"I... wh... what?"
A weapon-wielding opponent could never have disarmed her as quickly as Sinbad just had. Once she recovered enough to form a complete thought, her first suspicion was that he was simply having a laugh at her expense. She scowled, looking rather grumpy.
She felt a welling up of satisfaction as the man began to cling to the tree like a helpless creature, so much so that she poured all her strength into the kick that would knock Sinbad from his perch. Unfortunately, she hadn't factored in his rapid descent and ended up knocked to the ground, half-trapped underneath him. And still, the fool would insult her! With a mighty growl, she pulled herself to her feet.
"Fat? Fat?!" Vergil tossed her coat aside and shoved her backside out for inspection. "Are you blind-drunk?! How does this qualify as fat?!"
"Wh... what?! How dare you!"
She glanced over her shoulder at her backside momentarily, then up to the top of the tree. It's not fat! ... Is it?
"Come down from there at once! I'll give you something to arrest me for!"
She then proceeded to deliver a multitude of powerful kicks to the tree trunk, causing it to shake violently.