Last Login: 02/11/2012 6:52 pm
Registered: 01/09/2004
Gender: Female
Location: Dreamland
With that said--Good evening everyone! My name is Astrid-157, and I will be interviewing the notoriously elusive Eragon, right in the dungeon that I kept him locked away in--
FOR 8 MONTHS!
So what? You got a vacation from fighting Ganondor-I mean, Galbotorix- for eight months.
But I had to SHARE my room with like...ten other people!
That's usually how medieval dungeons were like.
But I'm from a pseudo-medieval land! I should get pseudo-medieval treatment!
You can whine about it later. I've got an interview to do, and I think I'll start off with questions from the audience. You, ma'am, what's your name?
My name is Madame Nonchalant!
What's your question, dear?
Ahem, ahem! Hello, young masters Eragon! I have a question for thee: When are you going to just admit you're gay for Murtagh and want to go dragon-saddle shopping with Arya?
Sounds like fun.
Ooh, Eragon, you dog.
I AM NOT GAY! Why do people always say that? Just because I've got the body of a smexy elf--
'Smexy'?
I mean 'sexy!'. Sexy as in, as sexy as Arya's 'sculpted lips'.
....I think my baby just threw up all over the dungeon floor. Nice one, Eragon.
*BLARGH*
Let's move on from that awkward moment... say hello to Galad Damodred!
Listen, punk, you better not--
GLAD to be on the show! I've been looking SO forward to meeting you, Eragon.
Oh...*slight smile* Really?
Oh yes, really. So, here's my question: Random meditations on hairless elven body parts aside, how was your experience living among the hippie vegan atheist forest-dwellers of Du Weldenvarden?
Absolutely fantastic! I love my new picture perfect body that kicks serious a**!
...and the elves?
Um...well...the food was good!
You've got to be joking.
Unfortunately, 8 months of imprisonment has not deflated his ego at all. C'mon, Eragon, time to go back to the brig!
NO! I'll never go back to that place again! You can't make me!
Don't make this harder than it has to be, Eragon.
Hey, do we get cookies and milk afterward?
******** this! BRISINGR!!!
I...I can't believe I made it! C.P.! This is E.S., come in C.P.!
...Eragon?! Is that seriously you!? What happened?
I was captured and finally escaped Astrid-157's lair. I need Saphira STAT.
I hope so.
*cough cough*
WTF? How does "fire" turn into "smokescreen"?
He must have regained some of his Gary-Stu powers after being released from my Anti-Stu forcefield!
Meanwhile...
I should have known Astrid had something to do with this...Hang tight, 'cuz I sent the Cullens after you.
...The Cullens?
I couldn't risk having Saphira captured, so I'm sending the indestructible Cullens to come and collect you. Remain vigilant, Eragon. All of your Gary-Stu powers haven't returned yet.
Okie dokie.
OMG WTF its eragon!!!!1111
Oh, wow! Um, how can I help you?
Oooh, eragon i wuv u can i glomp u???
Why, sure! ( I guess my Gary-Stu powers are coming back quicker than I thought!)
*SHANK SHANK SHANK*
yay!!!!!!111!!11
Oh God...what the hell did you do that for?!
Good work, Nishin.
Thanks. Y'know...I always wanted to do that.
Oww....you stupid girls! Just wait until the Cullens get here--
Perhaps I should give him a few whacks from my Almighty Stick of Common Sense.
*back in Astrid's lair*
Nightmare and Nishin have successfully caught Eragon, Astrid.
Excellent, Alastor. Send him to the solitude chamber, please, since he's so hot on getting his own room.
Ok!
Perhaps you should.
Come, Daisy. We have much more work to do.Much more.
Googoo ga! >:3
Behold for your reading pleasure, the ultimate interview with Eragon the Shadeslayer!
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Due to popular demand, there will be a sequel to Eragon: The Interview.
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I hate the Avatar cast.
I'm a huge fan, and I don't think I want to see the movie because of the messed up cast
And I think it might just not be that good.
Live-actions of animated things fail often.
Zuko is my favorite character,and I can't stand the fact that his live action actor is ugly...
And yes, I did feel the need to put that all in caps.
Is that grammatically correct? I feel like I should care right now but I'm so tired that I can't.
Stumbled across you and your brilliant signature in the "Anyone else can't stand Twilight?" thread. Proceeded to read your Eragon interview here on your profile.
One word: Epic. You are my new hero. xD
The avi even looks like me in real life!