I HATE RACISM!!!!! White man walks up to black man. White man says, "Colored people don't belong here!" Black man says, "I was born BLACK." "I grew up BLACK." "When I get sick, I'm BLACK." "When I'm cold, I'm BLACK." "When I'm in the sun, I'm BLACK." "When I die, I'm BLACK." "You were born PINK." "You grew up WHITE." "When you're sick, you turn GREEN." "When you're in the sun, you turn RED." "When you're cold, you turn BLUE." "When you die, you turn PURPLE." "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The white man turned around, and walked away. PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE IF YOU HATE RACISM!!!!
~16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART~1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
a girl and a guy were speedig over 100mph on a motorcycle. girl: slow down, im scared guy: no, this is fun. girl: no it's not, please, it's scary. guy: then tell me you love me. girl: i love you, slow down. guy: now give me a big hug. *she gave him a big hug* guy: can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me. the next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. two people were in the crash, but only one survived. the truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that the breaks weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. instead, he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live, even if it meant that he would die. if u would do the same for the person you love, copy and pass this on if you would.*
Hold your breath ♥ 2. Go to your profile and add this ♥ 3. Still holding your breath ♥ 4. If you made it, your a good kisser(: I MADE IT
Girl : Do i ever cross ur mind
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: Not really
Girl: Do you want me?
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Girl: Would you live for me?
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Girl: Choose--me or ur life
Boy: my life
The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...
The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why. I'm not willing to do anything for you is because I would do