About

My real name is Emily, and I'm short. Don't make fun of me for it, because I can always climb a ladder and kick your a**! smilies/icon_evil.gif

I enjoy staying in an upbeat mood, and I love to make people laugh. If I'm ever being pessimistic, please, stop me. Mention something happy, like slushies. That'll knock away the negativity!
I especially dislike when people complain about their lives, when they don't even look at the bright side of things. smilies/icon_rolleyes.gif

I dream a lot, and often times they will involve the people I've seen or interacted with most recently. So yeah, if you're one of my buddies, and we've talked all day yesterday or something, I might randomly mention to you that you appeared in a dream of mine.
It's often really entertaining because dreams hardly ever make sense. For all I know, we probably could have been swimming in strawberry soda! It's funny, what your unconscious mind will come up with during sleep. smilies/icon_neutral.gif

I seem to have this odd obsession with pineapples.. smilies/icon_confused.gif I love them too much. They taste wonderful, and they just look plain weird. smilies/icon_pirate.gif

My ultimate-favorite thing to drink is tea. Sweetened please. I'll drink just about any flavor. --well, except for red. I don't have much love for that kind. I have no favorite type of tea, because variety is the best flavor. smilies/icon_heart.gif

Often times I love to joke and say unnecessary things to make people feel awkward.
Example:
Quote:
Perfect morning conversation with my mother:

"Hey mom, could you hand me the fly swatter?" >_>
"Why?" smilies/icon_confused.gif
"There's an annoying fly that keeps buzzing by my ear." smilies/icon_stressed.gif
"ok." *hands over flyswatter* "Beat the hell outta his a**, Emma." smilies/icon_cool.gif
"I don't think there would be any hell in there. Unless..." smilies/icon_ninja.gif
"What?" smilies/icon_neutral.gif
"He was butt-raped by Satan!" 8D
*facepalm* "omg..." >__<

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the fly 7

Report | 02/14/2012 6:52 am

the fly 7

Happy Valentine's Day! heart
Miss Crimson

Report | 10/22/2011 10:35 am

Miss Crimson

CAKED IN BLOOD.
JOURNALS MAKE NO SENSE.
lomciara

Report | 10/05/2011 11:42 pm

lomciara

waaaaaaaaaaaa! so cool and awesome avatar !! whee
RipTheVeins

Report | 06/27/2011 7:38 pm

RipTheVeins

D'aw.. I hope you choke on your arrogance so that the gargling can lull my dull mind to wonderland.
RipTheVeins

Report | 06/22/2011 6:20 pm

RipTheVeins

Would you kindly lacerate my dreams into nightmares of the legions of vanquished souls that have perished under my hands coming back to rip my veins out one by one?
the fly 7

Report | 06/14/2011 3:17 pm

the fly 7

why thank you 3nodding
the fly 7

Report | 06/14/2011 1:52 pm

the fly 7

you're welcome. very cute avi. heart
Miss Crimson

Report | 05/30/2011 11:00 am

Miss Crimson

Hey! Hurry up and get online! I'm getting bored here at the airport! ^^
Miss Crimson

Report | 05/29/2011 2:38 pm

Miss Crimson

pirate
SquirrelKitty76

Report | 05/08/2011 9:42 am

SquirrelKitty76

sweatdrop The red color was unintentional. It's just happened the color of the item that looked the best. User Image
Anyway, thankies whee