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My real name is Emily, and I'm short. Don't make fun of me for it, because I can always climb a ladder and kick your a**!I enjoy staying in an upbeat mood, and I love to make people laugh. If I'm ever being pessimistic, please, stop me. Mention something happy, like slushies. That'll knock away the negativity!
I especially dislike when people complain about their lives, when they don't even look at the bright side of things.
I dream a lot, and often times they will involve the people I've seen or interacted with most recently. So yeah, if you're one of my buddies, and we've talked all day yesterday or something, I might randomly mention to you that you appeared in a dream of mine.
It's often really entertaining because dreams hardly ever make sense. For all I know, we probably could have been swimming in strawberry soda! It's funny, what your unconscious mind will come up with during sleep.
I seem to have this odd obsession with pineapples..
My ultimate-favorite thing to drink is tea. Sweetened please. I'll drink just about any flavor. --well, except for red. I don't have much love for that kind. I have no favorite type of tea, because variety is the best flavor.
Often times I love to joke and say unnecessary things to make people feel awkward.
Example:
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| Perfect morning conversation with my mother:
"Hey mom, could you hand me the fly swatter?" >_> "Why?" "There's an annoying fly that keeps buzzing by my ear." "ok." *hands over flyswatter* "Beat the hell outta his a**, Emma." "I don't think there would be any hell in there. Unless..." "What?" "He was butt-raped by Satan!" 8D *facepalm* "omg..." >__< |
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