"I'm not gay; a lot of people think I'm gay. I have a girlfriend, she thinks I'm gay"
“Everyone else but me surfs. I grew up skateboarding, but I don't even do that anymore. I'll get hurt and die, but if I die, I'll sell more records. We're thinking of doing that. Actually dying.”
“I think people buy our records because they finally see three guys that are funny and have personalities but play serious songs about things they can relate to ... Kids say they can relate to what our songs are about. They feel like we're their friends.”
“'What's My Age Again?' -- That’s really Mark ... He's 27 and rolling around on the floor naked. We're always like, 'How old are you?!’”
"My name's Mark, I ride a scooter. I'm badass."
"The first time I masturbated I was 18 and I blew a hole in the shower because I was saving up for so long."
"I’m not afraid of bees....AH! BEE!!!"
All the really pretty girls get pregnant.
I did mostly good things, except light things on fire.
Screw them. Yeah. But not literally. I'm not advocating promiscuity.
The naked thing was short-lived. It was only around for about six months because we thought it was shocking. Once people expected us to do it we kind of never did it again.
We get to see lots of naked people.
If at first you don't succeed, pay someone else to do it for you.
If I were a girl, I'd fake an orgasm every time I went to the gynecologist.
Take care of your colon and your colon will take care of you.
A lot of people think that punk rock musicians don't know what they're doing.
All I wanted to do was ride skateboards - I wanted to be a professional skateboarder. But I had this problem. I kept breaking half of my body skateboarding.
I can play punk rock, and I love playing punk rock, but I was into every other style of music before I played punk rock.
We all write the music, and then Mark and Tom write the lyrics.