Last Login: 06/23/2013 12:39 pm
Location: A dusty city somewhere in Texas
Occupation: College Sophomore
Come and read the randomness that happens to be the highlghts of my life...They kinda make me look pathetic really....Oh well. Enjoy. ^^;
"Flying is simple, just throw yourself at the ground and miss."
"Life is a constant struggle to find the balance between interesting, crazy, and stupid."
"Everything will be okay in the end. If it's not okay, then it's not the end."
"Lying to the world is easy, but lying to oneself takes talent."
"I'd love to believe it was just a figment of my imagination, but then that would mean I came up with all of that on my own and that's even more disturbing."
"Whoever came up with the phrase 'The End' obviously never heard of Fan Fiction."
"Light thinks it travels faster than anything but it is wrong. No matter how fast light travels, it finds the darkness has always got there first, and is waiting for it."
~Reaper Man, Terry Pratchett
"House rules, Sammy. Driver picks the music; shotgun shuts his cake hole."
"Demons I get. People are crazy."
"We know a little about a lot of things, just enough to make us dangerous."
"Crazy is relative."
"The world is always easier to deal with when it tastes like chocolate."
"Can you imagine the first Europeans to go to Egypt? I mean they’re wandering around in the desert and then all of a sudden there’s a giant freaking triangle."
"You dragged me out of bed and brought me here before I’d had coffee. That’s like taking advantage of a drunk!"
"Law firm? What did you do, Echizen, hit someone important with a tennis ball?"
"He knew who he was and what he wanted to achieve, and neither of those things involved having very much of a social life."
"He was wasting his time here while he could be at home doing other things. Like...reading ...or sleeping. Alright, so maybe he did not have anything else of importance to do. But he still wished to be somewhere else right now."
"You children of the computer era are deprived of Vitamin D, sunlight."
"Sunlight causes cancer."
"In my mind, in my mind I am so setting you on fire."
"Because we're grownups now, and it's our turn to decide what that means."
"It’s too early to be having this conversation."
"It’s almost noon."
"Yeah, but that’s like, eight in the morning for me."
"I think I read a fanfic like this once..."