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I wrote a story 8D
It's about an item I like on Gaia c:

It was a dark and stormy night. There were 3 teenagers carelessly wandering around the dim streets. They were having a great time, heading home after a fun night doing stuff that the cool kids do that I don't know about since I am not a cool kid. So when they were about halfway to their destination, a wild chupacabra appears! (Insert horrible writing skills here). They thought they were doomed when the mangy creature leered at them. Who would save these 3 teens from this demonic creature? DUN DUN DAH DUH!!! None other than the Clerical Nurse!! What a great beauty this lady is, with her adorable blue pigtails and fabulous dress! She takes out her holy scalpel, aims it at the monster, poses and spits out the phrase "May you be damned forever by my Holy Scalpel!", then whips the scalpel into the creatures forehead, right in between the eyes. A horrid screech then pierces the air, along with a blinding white light for a split second. The beast is then gone. The teenagers barely knew what just happened, but they thanked the nurse, and she left with a wink and a giggle, never to be seen again by these 3.

I had too much fun writing this xD


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Sid the Bear Report | 12/17/2014 3:14 pm
Sid the Bear
Thanks for buying~
Hidarimaki Report | 11/19/2014 5:04 pm
Thank you for purchasing Dark Heart 2nd Generation!!!
Shotokeki Report | 11/18/2014 4:17 pm
My housemate says they have it, so I'll have to play it sometime. 4laugh
Sounds like it's pretty good.
Shotokeki Report | 11/18/2014 2:26 pm
Yeaaaah. I know how that feels. Mainly I don't even watch anime anymore, I just read manga because it's faster?
The only way I watch anime is if it got really good ratings and I pretty much have to see it.

What's binding of issac btw?
Shotokeki Report | 11/18/2014 1:56 pm
I wasn't kidding when I said I was a ******** sack of weaboo garbage LOL. gonk
It's cool, though. Not everyone can waste their time in the fashion that I do.
Shotokeki Report | 11/18/2014 1:35 pm
Er, it was a bastardization of Sailor Moon and Magical Girl Madoka Magica. sweatdrop
I'm actually currently learning it. My aunt asked me to since she's kind-of Japanese and my two-year old cousin won't speak to me in English.
Shotokeki Report | 11/18/2014 12:56 pm
I should have probably put that last part in katakana instead of hirigana...
Shotokeki Report | 11/18/2014 12:54 pm
Oh damn, that's a really good question, but at least we could have a goofy anime title!
Mahou Bishoujo Senshi "Lulu" to "Lala!" (魔法美少女戦士★「るる」と「らら」!)

Don't put that last part in google translate. It'll ruin the whole thing. s:
Shotokeki Report | 11/18/2014 12:36 pm
Obviously she wasn't worthy of the name. B(
But hey, we should obviously make like a superhero duo or something.
Shotokeki Report | 11/18/2014 12:29 pm
Didn't wanna quote you again but, holy s**t my nickname is Lala.
We're like twinsies. Lala and Lulu. cool


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