I wrote a story 8D
It's about an item I like on Gaia c:
It was a dark and stormy night. There were 3 teenagers carelessly wandering around the dim streets. They were having a great time, heading home after a fun night doing stuff that the cool kids do that I don't know about since I am not a cool kid. So when they were about halfway to their destination, a wild chupacabra appears! (Insert horrible writing skills here). They thought they were doomed when the mangy creature leered at them. Who would save these 3 teens from this demonic creature? DUN DUN DAH DUH!!! None other than the Clerical Nurse!! What a great beauty this lady is, with her adorable blue pigtails and fabulous dress! She takes out her holy scalpel, aims it at the monster, poses and spits out the phrase "May you be damned forever by my Holy Scalpel!", then whips the scalpel into the creatures forehead, right in between the eyes. A horrid screech then pierces the air, along with a blinding white light for a split second. The beast is then gone. The teenagers barely knew what just happened, but they thanked the nurse, and she left with a wink and a giggle, never to be seen again by these 3.
I had too much fun writing this xD