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I wrote a story 8D
It's about an item I like on Gaia c:

It was a dark and stormy night. There were 3 teenagers carelessly wandering around the dim streets. They were having a great time, heading home after a fun night doing stuff that the cool kids do that I don't know about since I am not a cool kid. So when they were about halfway to their destination, a wild chupacabra appears! (Insert horrible writing skills here). They thought they were doomed when the mangy creature leered at them. Who would save these 3 teens from this demonic creature? DUN DUN DAH DUH!!! None other than the Clerical Nurse!! What a great beauty this lady is, with her adorable blue pigtails and fabulous dress! She takes out her holy scalpel, aims it at the monster, poses and spits out the phrase "May you be damned forever by my Holy Scalpel!", then whips the scalpel into the creatures forehead, right in between the eyes. A horrid screech then pierces the air, along with a blinding white light for a split second. The beast is then gone. The teenagers barely knew what just happened, but they thanked the nurse, and she left with a wink and a giggle, never to be seen again by these 3.

I had too much fun writing this xD


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BunnyBento Report | 03/19/2015 9:06 am
Thank you for your purchase~ c:
PshHead Report | 02/10/2015 2:00 pm
500b??? lol nop, welp it's a good Jinx none the less biggrin
PshHead Report | 02/10/2015 12:02 am
Omg yasssssssssssssssssss dramallama dramallama dramallama dramallama
Wish I could cosplay, tis a shame I'm a lazy piece of potato with no money crying
PshHead Report | 02/09/2015 12:10 am
Bruuuuuuuh did you see her new skin, Firecrakcer Jinx???
PshHead Report | 02/08/2015 5:12 am
Sid the Bear Report | 12/17/2014 3:14 pm
Sid the Bear
Thanks for buying~
Hidarimaki Report | 11/19/2014 5:04 pm
Thank you for purchasing Dark Heart 2nd Generation!!!
Shotokeki Report | 11/18/2014 4:17 pm
My housemate says they have it, so I'll have to play it sometime. 4laugh
Sounds like it's pretty good.
Shotokeki Report | 11/18/2014 2:26 pm
Yeaaaah. I know how that feels. Mainly I don't even watch anime anymore, I just read manga because it's faster?
The only way I watch anime is if it got really good ratings and I pretty much have to see it.

What's binding of issac btw?
Shotokeki Report | 11/18/2014 1:56 pm
I wasn't kidding when I said I was a ******** sack of weaboo garbage LOL. gonk
It's cool, though. Not everyone can waste their time in the fashion that I do.


Call me Lulu <3

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