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Captain's Log

Audio Logs detailing the adventures of one Apollo, Cosmonaut Captain.


The final frontier.
In a galaxy, far, far away from common sense and reality.
I wander the cosmic airways, observing the denizens of this godforsaken site.
Plagued by failtrolls, ********, and weaboos, I shall attempt, to the best of my abilities, to catalog my findings through my Captain's Logs. My name is Apollo, and I am a Cosmonaut.

Because ******** Duh.

Apollo the Cosmonaut

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Birthday: 04/19