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Oh, I see you have found my profile. Allow me to show you around. To the left you'll see a handsome picture of myself, if I do say so myself; below that you'll find my dashing wardrobe...
What? That wasn't what you wanted to hear? What, you want me to talk about myself? Me? Ha, hahahaha, you're so funny. No one wants to hear about that. Wait, you're serious? Really? That's surprising, I–I wasn't prepared for this. They didn't say I
actually had to talk about myself, I thought I just showed up and just- did my own thing, you know....
Man, you're asking for a really big favor here, y'know. I'm getting all nervous now, and anxious, and sweaty.....What are you doing? Stop reading this! You're giving me anxiety! What kind of person are you giving an online stranger anxiety!! I knew making my profile public was a bad idea!
Wait, oh god everyone can read this, what if they're still reading this? Okay, calm down, calm down...I just gotta talk about myself, it's no big deal....I mean, I'm no big deal, so there's nothing to talk about heh...yeah, that's right, nothing to talk about....
That's it guys, there's nothing to talk about! Ha ha, nothing to see here, except maybe that portrait of myself over there, but yeah, nothing at all. You want me to talk about myself? Well, here you go:
Nothing.
That's it; that's all you're getting. Nothing ._.
Why don't you just talk about
yourself? Huh? I think that's a better idea. Let's hear about YOU instead. How you like them apples?? I don't like apples.
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"and he was like bam! bam! bam! bam! bam! bam! bam!..."
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