I'm A Loser
My name is Razor.
I'm almost nineteen.
No, I don't want to randomly accept your friend request.
Yes, I like candy as much as the next person.
I'm in college to be a famous artist; more than likely though, I will die poor and alone.
That's a lie, my friend Sel plans to keep me locked away in her basement.
What else do you want to know?
I do freebies occasionally when I feel like it. You probably shouldn't ask me to draw you because more than likely I won't.
Unless you're a friend because then I probably will because you know where I live and can hunt me down.
By the by, I live in America. That's all you get.