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Report | 07/15/2015 5:31 pm

divine bunny

One you can tell most everybody:

A married man, Jack wakes up with a huge hangover after a night out drinking with the boys. He didn’t even remember how he got home from the party. As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong. Jack had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table. Jack sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed. He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back at him in the bathroom mirror. Then he notices a note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: “Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling! Love, Jillian” He stumbles into the kitchen and sure enough, there is a hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee, and the morning newspaper all waiting for him. His son is also at the table, eating. Jack asks, “Son… what happened last night?” “Well, you came home after three in the morning, drunk and out of your mind. You fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you threw-up in the hallway, and got that black eye when you ran into the door.” Confused, he asked his son, “ So, why is your mother in such a good mood, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me?” His son replies, “Oh THAT! Well, when Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and tried to take your pants off, you screamed,’Leave me alone, I’m married! I'm married!’
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Report | 07/10/2015 2:52 pm

icywind1980

It's a pretty common name but I'm not gonna say it online. Just to give her a little privacy wink
You know, I don't think I'm in the guild anymore. But you can send me an invite if you like!!
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Report | 07/09/2015 12:51 pm

Lycanthropos

That prompted me to check my phone...Lulz. Must've come while I was using the electric sweeper and couldn't hear it!
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Report | 07/09/2015 12:41 pm

Lycanthropos

Hiya! How's things today? I was off doing housework as we have an out-of-town guest coming in today. Luckily I managed to wake up at a decent hour for a change. Hope to continue that trend!
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Report | 06/25/2015 9:57 am

Lycanthropos

I like your magickal avatar!
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Report | 06/11/2015 10:05 pm

olde_grump

Thanks for your note on my profile heart I haven't given up on the raffle but I haven't had time for it recently.
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Report | 06/06/2015 7:10 pm

divine bunny

Bunny is stopping by to say hello! *waves* cat_biggrin She hopes your weekend is going well. All is very quiet on Bunny's end. Lycan didn't need her Friday or today, which is pretty unusual, but a nice change! cat_3nodding
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Report | 06/03/2015 3:53 pm

divine bunny

Oh, my! He has not said anything at all about being upset or leaving the guild!! He's told Bunny he's very concerned about you and wishes there was something he could do to help. Bunny would like to help, too, if she could. heart

Here's a doctor joke for you cat_blaugh
An old woman goes to the doctor's office. The doctor gives her a checkup and says, "I need to do stool, blood and urine tests."
The woman says, "Well, can I just leave my underwear? Bingo starts in half an hour."
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Report | 06/03/2015 8:39 am

divine bunny

*hops into your profile* Bunny wishes you a wonderful day!

Little girl: "Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?'"
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken."
Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken?"
Mother: "We need the eggs."
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Report | 05/30/2015 1:29 pm

divine bunny

*taps you on the shoulder* Hey there! *hee hee* Bunny misses you and sends you pie... yum_pie She hopes you are out playing in the sunshine. Talk to me, sister! Toodles! *hops away*
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Report | 05/25/2015 2:45 pm

icywind1980

I'm alright. Busy with real life lately. I had a daughter and now she's 18 months and keeping my occupied all the time. Also, Gaia is kind of boring and over priced now so it's hard to get back into it. How are you?
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Report | 05/23/2015 6:54 pm

JoyRose

Hi! Welcome to the Newbie Supporting and Training Guild. biggrin To help you start your exploration of the NSTG, please be sure to visit our official Welcome Thread, which will link you to some of the most important and exciting places in the NSTG. Also be sure to visit our Active Members Raffle; it's free to enter, and every 20 posts you make in the guild will earn you one raffle ticket for an awesome prize. Thanks, and we can't wait to see you around the guild!
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Report | 05/22/2015 6:07 pm

Lycanthropos

OMG I love those wings! And you've put them together with such a nice outfit. cat_biggrin Dark Cubpaccino top? You look like you're dancing on air...
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Report | 05/22/2015 4:04 pm

Ghorza

Fine, how're you beautiful?

I heard you're not feeling too hot recently. I hope you get well soon. smile
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Report | 05/21/2015 11:06 am

Veunus Rahl

Awww thanks! heart heart Birthday was on the 2nd and the my EDD according to my LMP is tomarrow..but by Ovulation it is the 26th
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Report | 05/20/2015 1:50 pm

Exploded Soda


Just wanted to say I hope everything is alright and you get well soon!
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Report | 05/16/2015 10:39 pm

Kyra Holmes

Hi. Nope . We''re not in a guild together. But I was happy when I saw you are a believer, because on Gaia, and in general,these days, sadly, that's far and few between. God bless
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Report | 05/15/2015 3:47 pm

thackest2k_TFWR2

tbh = to be honest
only possatives going my way is my youtube channel so i get a smile when i get a new subscriber and its been increasing over the months
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Report | 05/14/2015 4:00 pm

thackest2k_TFWR2

TY and tbh ive not had chance to think due to someone close who passed away and i got told a few days ago she always looked after me and my 2 brothers when it was our b-day (card and money) every year and now shes passed away but i kinda knew it was coming but now shes in a better place ;')
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Report | 05/13/2015 11:19 am

Exploded Soda

heart heart thank you so much, things are finally starting to get less stressful, hoping it stays that way for a bit smile
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