Hello. I suffer from think-too-much syndrome.
I am prone to bouts of insomnia just because someone makes a passing comment, and I can't get it out of my head.
I stay up late thinking about what the sound of one hand clapping is, if that tree made a sound at all, whether the chicken came first, or the egg, and why it is that stupid people haven't been evolved out of our gene pool.
If you know me or someone like me, please do not give us more to think about. It will only make us go insane and start commiting acts of violence.
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*claps* mmyess... *puffs from pipe*
Bill Gates to microphone,crowd,and camera: "I have two very important announcements to make today."
some guy behing bill whispers to bill: "this is not a verry good idea."
Bill whispers back: "oh well."
Bill gates to crowd again: "I have the money, the influence, and the free time to say this."
Bill continues: "I play THE GAME, and I have lost."
*crowd sighs in dissapointment at his loss*
Bill says:" and YOU LOSE!"
*crowd goes into an uproar*
*Bill runs from crowd*
Ali: And women...
Ali: What if there was a midget woman?
Walt: IMPOSSIBLE.
Your Gir thingy in your sig made me happy.