Your name is EMILY. Today is your 15th birthday. As you may have noticed you love Homestuck. You seem to have many objects laying about in your room that you LOVE to have. It tends to get a little CLUSTERED at times though. But you don't care much about that.You also seem to have an INTERNET FETISH. I mean, you're always on it. Jesus. By your side is your PHONE, which you tend to use until the early hours of the morning and don't care of the SIDE EFFECTS. You spend most of your time texting and talking to your MATESPRIT when you aren't together. Which is most of the time. You also seem to have a love for STUFFED ANIMALS and VIDEO GAMES, as well as MUSIC. That big 6 foot pole with a flag on it in the corner is also a sign that you love to spin flags around LIKE A PRO. You also love to DRAW. That TABLET also shows that you like to draw online. Since you probably don't feel like doing any of those activities, what will you do now?
> Emily: Continue to lay on couch and text your matesprit.
Just coughing enough to give me ab workouts. I'll be buff by the end of this cold. xD
Ahw, I see. Aye, everyone's been busy lately. Curse the daily important life stuff! They be stealin my lovelies!
But yes, we shall smob once more ~~