Ladies and Gentlemen, skinny and stout
I'll tell you a tale I know nothing about.
The admission is free, so pay at the door.
Now pull up a chair, and sit on the floor.
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead boys got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other
Drew their swords, and shot each other.
A blind man came to watch the sight
A mute man went to scream with fright.
A deaf policeman heard the noise
And shot the life out of those two dead boys.
He lived on a corner in the middle of the block
In a two story house on a vacant lot.
A man with no legs came walking by
And kicked the policeman in his thigh.
He crashed through the wall without making a sound
Into a dry creek bed, and suddenly drowned.
The long black hearse came to cart him away
But he ran for his life, and is still gone today.
I watched from the corner of the big round table,
The only eyewitness to the facts of my fable.
But if you doubt my lies are true,
Just ask the blind man, he saw it too.
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And my mom gets pissy more often.....
I wonder what you were doing in the sleeover, sounds fun!~
Yeah i knowww. Actually I need to catch up to it since this week has been very busy.
I hope you really have a greaaattt one. What shall you do?
I lol'd XC
But no problem, it's the least I could do for all your memorable things you did for me -happy friendship moment go awww-