Alistair Krowe

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Last Login: 04/21/2014 12:26 am

Registered: 07/20/2006

Gender: Male

Location: Hamilton, Georgia

Birthday: 08/18/1987

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- I'm a casual gamer. This apparently means that I'm worse than approximately five Satans for enjoying Skyrim.

- I'm a Southerner. Georgia, born and raised.

- My religion? Talos. I win forever at religion by default. If you are associated with the Aldmeri Dominion, then please kindly go get eaten by a grizzly bear. Thanks.

- I don't like legumes. Or babies.

- Have I complimented you, today? I dare say that whatever you're doing with your hair is absolutely fabulous.

- I'm really easy-going. Don't act like an a*****e to me or pester me, and we'll get along.

- I'm a bit of a regular in Heaven. You also might see me in the GCD from time to time.

- I love the s**t outta furries. You bastards are adorable.

- I fight live grizzly bears for a living. I drew this for you, because I love you.

- Some people have compared me to a skinnier Larry the Cable Guy. This is a falsehood, as I more greatly resemble Bruce Campbell circa Army of Darkness, with my rugged facial features, washboard abs of steel, and affinity for mounting power tools onto my limbs.

- I LOVE COMMENTS. COMMENT ME, DAMMIT.

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OCs! Woo!

Here's all my fuzzy peoples. They like pets. So pet them, goddammit. Oh, and they bite.

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Kwulf Report | 04/20/2014 5:41 pm
Kwulf
Awesome avi
TodoAGod Report | 04/19/2014 10:09 pm
TodoAGod
thank you for your order, blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah dramallama .
HappyHarpy Report | 04/05/2014 6:12 pm
HappyHarpy
cool avi
Samuel Elias Carswell Report | 03/31/2014 5:27 pm
Samuel Elias Carswell
rofl
Trying to obstruct him just makes him super mad. ...I'm not really sure how you teach them -not- to do that. Leave a very small bible in the cage?
Samuel Elias Carswell Report | 03/31/2014 5:17 pm
Samuel Elias Carswell
The tap taps seems to precipitate attempts to mate with my hand and/or face.

... I feel like they have amorous intent.
Samuel Elias Carswell Report | 03/31/2014 4:19 pm
Samuel Elias Carswell
u n u what's wrong with a nice greeting card

(... my bird taps his beak gently on my fingernails. Apparently it is bird for 'you are my person'. )
Samuel Elias Carswell Report | 03/31/2014 4:12 pm
Samuel Elias Carswell
SORRY DOESN'T DEPOPSICLE ME u n u
Samuel Elias Carswell Report | 03/31/2014 3:34 pm
Samuel Elias Carswell
D8

MY SKIN
Samuel Elias Carswell Report | 03/31/2014 2:40 pm
Samuel Elias Carswell
plz be to not peck me I am not a seeds
Rain Down Love Report | 03/31/2014 12:09 am
Rain Down Love
Seldom? Not never, eh? ;3

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... Or are they puckish rogues, living a life of mirth and whimsy?

 

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