- I'm a casual gamer. This apparently means that I'm worse than approximately five Satans for enjoying Skyrim.
- I'm a Southerner. Georgia, born and raised.
- My religion? Talos. I win forever at religion by default. If you are associated with the Aldmeri Dominion, then please kindly go get eaten by a grizzly bear. Thanks.
- I don't like legumes. Or babies.
- Have I complimented you, today? I dare say that whatever you're doing with your hair is absolutely fabulous.
- I'm really easy-going. Don't act like an a*****e to me or pester me, and we'll get along.
- I'm a bit of a regular in Heaven. You also might see me in the GCD from time to time.
- I love the s**t outta furries. You bastards are adorable.
- I fight live grizzly bears for a living. I drew this for you
, because I love you.
- Some people have compared me to a skinnier Larry the Cable Guy. This is a falsehood, as I more greatly resemble Bruce Campbell circa Army of Darkness, with my rugged facial features, washboard abs of steel, and affinity for mounting power tools onto my limbs.
- I LOVE COMMENTS. COMMENT ME, DAMMIT.