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If you wanna get to know me, read below

Well, hello stalker!
Sorry, that came out mean...
Hello, dear stalker!

Either you're a total stranger or you're a friend of mine that missed my awesomeness and is debating whether to message me or not!
Or maybe you're one of my friends who just wanted to come by and stalk me for fun!
Either way, you're welcome!
Message me! Or massage me, whichever feels great!
Seriously, my back hurts .-.

Most people say I'm "cute".
You only say I'm cute if we've been friends for enough time.

If you're a creep, I don't judge!
If you're gay, I love you!
If you're not, I still love you! Not all humankind can be gay! If it could, we'd all go extinct, and wouldn't that be nice for Mother Nature?
It would.

Wow, you're still reading this? You must really love me.
I had to change my About Me because it was increadibly filled with bad, un-ladylike words!

I'm a proud Scorpio <3
My birthday.... it's too close to this date to be told. I ain't telling you.
I accept gifts, just saying!
I'm not rushing you into anything!
I think!

I like Jenna Marbles. I like Taylor Swift, too.
My Chemical Romance was the awesomest punk band ever. But, like all beautiful things, they died.

I like to be sarcastic, it's one of my many talents.
ANYWAY, if you see me alone with someone in Towns, PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, don't assume I'm sucking theirs.
And don't stay there to see if I'm actually doing it or not! That's just being a perverted stalker!

Never underestimate the power of blackmail.
Never underestimate the power of my hands, either.
Ha, that sounded wrong.
Pervert.
I was actually talking about baking. I love baking. But some people don't think I bake. They're missing out.

The art of being a singer/songwriter
This artist is one that writes the songs that they sing. Consecutively.
This artist is one that keeps trying to perfection their work. Endlessly.
This artist is one that writes what's inside, not what they think people will like. Passionately.

If you're still reading this and you're not my friend, I suggest you friend me and tell me that you read most of my profile without being scared away. I'll probably write a fake LOL and say "OMG you stalker!" then have a nice chat with you.

I can't wait for next year! Vampire Academy's first movie will come out on February 14, 2014. I can't be more excited. It will be called "Vampire Academy: Blood Sisters"! Yay lol.

PS: I really miss some of my friends here on Gaia, so if you're one of them and you remember me or something, please message me! Unless, we kinda got in a fight or something, in which case: whoopsies? But, if we were s**t or something, I'd like us to be that again lol.

BTW, I would really like to thank the people that chose me to be their friends! I'm also grateful for the good times we have together:)

THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - 'WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!!"
9. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the Mission Impossible theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your Madonna look using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME,PICK ME!!'
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, 'NO! NO! It's those voices again'
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, There is no toilet paper in here.
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting, pikachu I choose you!!
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things....hehe

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Azyrei Report | 09/25/2013 8:23 pm
Azyrei
Succubi's Modesty? Its not that expensive biggrin Im sure you can get it! Booty Grab, Forums, and Zomg~ And you'd be surprised at what people buy on the marketplace hehe.Thank you though! emotion_c8
Azyrei Report | 09/25/2013 8:07 pm
Azyrei
heart Oh! I see Thank you very much! biggrin
Azyrei Report | 09/25/2013 8:04 pm
Azyrei
Thank you for buying! I love your avatar! yum_puddi
AnimeTree Report | 09/25/2013 6:54 pm
AnimeTree
Thank you for buying honey <3
Jaisaeyang Report | 09/11/2013 3:21 pm
Jaisaeyang
i want a hug gonk
II Misery II Report | 08/16/2013 8:17 pm
II Misery II
Thank you for buying 3nodding
The Witch Medusa Gorgon Report | 08/05/2013 9:38 am
The Witch Medusa Gorgon
ur profile is just..........SO COOL x3
Neshyra Report | 07/04/2013 12:10 pm
Neshyra
Your av is gorgeous =) Lavendar is one of my favorite color to use on avvies!
Trumi Report | 07/02/2013 10:26 am
Trumi
Wonderful avatar!
Kaleidomicroscopic Report | 06/30/2013 3:57 pm
Kaleidomicroscopic
yayyy! another soul sister! heart

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A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK " "When I grew up I was BLACK, " "When I'm sick I'm BLACK, " "When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, " "When I'm cold I'm BLACK, " "When I die I'll be BLACK." "But you sir." "When you are born you're PINK". "When you grow up you're WHITE, " "When you're sick, you're GREEN, " "When you go in the sun you turn RED, " "When you're cold you turn BLUE, " "And when you die you turn PURPLE. "And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away.. Put this on your page if you HATE racism

(the following story is not mine) My mom had only one eye. I hated her ... she was such an embarrassment to me. She cooked for students and teachers to support the family. There was this one day during elementary school where my mom came to say hello to me. How could she do this to me ?? I ignored her, threw a hateful look at her and ran out. The next day at school one of my classmates said to me, " Ewwwwww, your mom has only one eye !!! " I wanted to bury myself. I also wanted my mom to just disappear. I confronted her that same day and said, " If you're only gunna make me a laughing stock, why don't you just die ?? " My mom did not respond... all that came from her was a tear from the one and only eye she had. I didn't even stop to think for a second about what I had said, because I was so full of anger. I was hurting her feelings. I didn't care. I wanted her out of that house, and have nothing to do with her. So i studied real hard, and got a chance to go abroad to study. Then i got married. I bought a house of my own. I had kids of my own. I was happy with my life, my kids and the comforts. Then one day, my mom came to visit me. She hadn't seen me in years and she hadn't even seen her grandchildren. When she stood at the door, my children laughed at her, I yelled at her for coming over uninvited. I screamed at her, "How dare you come to my house and scare my children!!!" "GET OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW!!!" And to this, my mother quietly answered, "Oh, I'm so sorry. I may have gotten the wrong address," and she disappeared out of sight. One day, a letter regarding a school reunion came to my house. So i lied to my husband that I was going on a business trip. After the reunion, I went to my old home just out of curiosity. My neighbours said that she had passed away. I shed not a single tear. They gave me a letter that she wanted me to have. It read; My dearest daughter, I think of you all the time. I'm sorry that I came to your house and scared your children. I was so glad when i heard you were coming for the reunion. But i may not be able to get out of bed to see you due to my illness. I'm sorry that I was a constant embarrassment to you when you were growing up. You see ....... when you were very little, you got into an accident, and lost an eye. As your mother, i couldn't stand watching you having to grow up with one eye, So i gave you mine. i was so proud of my daughter who was seeing a whole new world for me, in my place, with that eye. With all my love to you, Your Mother. I was the cause of my mothers death........ She needed someone to look after her........ And i was the only one who COULD look after her........ She was killed by neglect........ And cared for me so much she didnt bother to call me when she fell ill because she didnt want to embarrass me any more......... if you hate your mom as much as that girl did, then dont bother putting this on ur pro. but if u love your mum nd appreciate evrythin she has ever done for you then copy and paste this on ur pro to give people a reminder how great their mums are.

- Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. - When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go - When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her - because 10 yrs later she'll remember you - Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her - Call her before you sleep and after you wake up - Treat her like she's all that matters to you. - Tease her and let her tease you back. - Stay up all night with her when she's sick. - Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid. - Give her the world. - Let her wear your clothes. - When she's bored and sad, hang out with her. - Let her know she's important. - Kiss her in the pouring rain. - When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's a** am I kicking babe

When she walks away from you mad - [Follow her] When she stare's at your lips - [Kiss her] When she pushes you or hit's you - [Grab her and don’t let go] When she start's cursing at you - [Kiss her and tell her you love her] When she's quiet - [Ask her what’s wrong] When she ignore's you - [Give her your attention] When she pulls away - [Pull her back] When you see her at her worst - [Tell her she's beautiful] When you see her start crying - [Just hold her and don’t say a word] When you see her walking - [Sneak up and hug her waist from behind] When she's scared - [Protect her] When she lay's her head on your shoulder - [Tilt her head up and kiss her] When she steal's your favorite hat -[Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night] When she tease's you - [Tease her back and make her laugh] When she doesn’t answer for a long time - [reassure her that everything is okay] When she looks at you with doubt - [Back yourself up with the TRUTH] When she say's that she like's you - [she really does more than you could understand] When she grab's at your hands - [Hold her's and play with her fingers] When she bump's into you - [bump into her back and make her laugh] When she tells you a secret - [keep it safe and untold] When she looks at you in your eyes - [don’t look away until she does] WHEN SHE MISSES YOU - [SHES HURTING INSIDE] When you break her heart - [the pain NEVER really goes away] When she says its over - [she STILL wants you to be hers] When she repost this bulletin - [she wants you to read it]

when a guy says your HOT he's looking at ur body when a guy says your PRETTY he's looking at ur face when a guy says ur BEAUTIFUL he's looking at your heart

BOY: I love her more than the air i breath GIRL: well im always here for you. BOY: I know. GIRL:What's wrong? BOY: I like her so much. GIRL: Talk to her. BOY: I don't know. She wont even like me. GIRL: Don't say that. You're amazing. BOY:I just want her to know how I feel. GIRL:Then tell her. BOY: She wont like me. GIRL: How do you know that? BOY: I can just tell. GIRL: Well just tell her. BOY: What should I say? GIRL: Tell her how much you like her. BOY: I tell her that daily. GIRL: What do you mean? BOY: I'm always with her. I love her. GIRL: I know how you feel. I have the same problem. But he'll never like me. BOY: Wait. Who do you like? GIRL: Oh some boy. BOY:Oh... she won't like me either. GIRL: She does. BOY: How do you know? GIRL: Because, who wouldn't like you? BOY: You. GIRL: You're wrong, I love you. BOY: I love you too. GIRL: So are you going to talk to her? BOY: I just did. GIRLS- If you think this is sweet, post it to ur page. GUYS- If u are man enough and have balls to say this to a chick, post it to ur page

Phew I did it! 1. Hold your breath ♥ 2. Go to your profile and add this ♥ 3. Still holding your breath ♥ 4. If you made it, your a good kisser ♥