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- Birthday
- 08/26
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Oh, thank you, God, for making me Paris Hilton!I'm thinking to myself, maybe I'll spend some money today.
Maybe I'll get my picture taken again...
and again...
and again...
and again...
and again...
AND AGAIN!
And why?
I don't know why.
Just why not?
Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton, where are you baby?
Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton, where are you baybee?
Where's your brain?
Where's your brain?
Where's your brain?
WHERE'S YOUR BRAIN!?!?
Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton, you're so beautiful, oh yeah...
Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton, YOU MAKE ME SICK!
I don't know what my problem is, but she makes me sick....
Well, I probably make her sick, but you know what?
I COULDN'T CARE LESS!
~*~
Stuff people has given me over the ages:
A poem from Pelle Almquist! xD
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ALEX LIFESON IS THE MAN ALEX LIKES HIS BEER CANNED IF YOU DON'T DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD HE'LL SMASH YOUR ******** FACE!  |
Though I actually prefer my beer in bottles, but it wouldn't rhyme that way.
It's me in a dress!
Yeah, somebody doodled this picture of me in a dress. (At the time my avatar was bearing a katana.) I colored it in. I forget who did it, but I'm too lazy to go look for it.
Me in a dress! With boob cleavage!
Another drawing of me in a dress, from way back when the GD was still somewhat habitable. It's so hilarious that it actually kind of scares me. The artists who drew this picture is so embarrassed of it that they wish to remain anonymous, save for the signature on the art.
Me ******** a 335. In the sound hole. Right next to the pick guard, to be exact.
By the same artist, who also wishes to remain anonymous. I have no idea where they get these ideas from, and I don't think I want to know.
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Journal of the Working Man
Because Alex feels a little overworked from writing music for you guys.
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[quote="Alexandar Zivojinovich"]Lifeson's law:
The longer any controversy lasts, the probability of a reference to communism, socialism or fascism approaches one.[/quote]
I'm the blonde. ;D
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