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Q: What's up?
A: Not much.
Q: What's your name?
A: Aless- *cough-cough!* 'Scuse me. I'm Maeva. No surname or title, just Maeva. I hunt treasure to get by.
Q: Where are you from?
A: I lived on an island, until I didn't. Today, the place I come from is always wherever I last departed from.
Q: I gotta know: what are your measurements?
A: Lewd little creep, aren't you? Fine, if it'll shut you up about it, I'm 100-61-91. Translates from centimeters to inches as about 39-24-36. Essentially, I've got Ivy's bust, Felicia's waist, and Mai Shiranui's hip.
Q: OMG really?!
A: Maybe so. Or maybe I'm flat-out lying. ♪ You'll never know. ♪