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~A girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.~

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared
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Guy: No, this is fun.
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Girl: No its not, please it's to scary.
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Guy: Then tell me you love me.
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Girl: I love you, slow down.
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Guy: Now give me a big hug.
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~She gave him a big hug~
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Guy: Can you take off my helmet, and put it on yourself? It's bothering me.
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In the newspaper the next day a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized that the breaks were broken. He didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him, and tell him she loved him one last time. Then he had her put his helmet on so that she would live even if it meant that he would die.

If you would do the same for the person you love, totally copy this in your profile

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x-God-is-my-judge-x Report | 08/24/2010 9:40 am
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E mail me sometime soon, I want to know how you're doing my friend^^
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Crimson Rebel Ghost
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Crimson Rebel Ghost Report | 04/08/2010 11:14 am
Crimson Rebel Ghost
Ello buddy ^^ how are ya?
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shkntillsmakn Report | 04/04/2010 4:57 pm
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hello dear old friend

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There's a government whip
Cracked a across your back
Where the order of the day
Is don't listen attack
See the blood run down
In your bushwhacked town
Revolution is the gimmick
Of a jokerless clown
Another volley's just the the ammo
For the taxman's gun

 
 
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Bad a** Santa

By Kayla Musty
Oxbow High School, Grade 12

He rolled in on a Harley,
It took him for a ride.
The tattoo of a heart
with Mrs.Claus inside.

His suit cut up,
his beard trimmed short,
his double chin visible,
his drugs out to snort.

Bad a** Santa
is coming to town.
But forget the toys,
no room for them around.

He's bringing his elves
and ripping up the list,
cheating on the missus,
so pucker up and kiss.

Footsteps echo in a painted dream
Met with sculptured stares and thoughts unseen
There are ghosts in the walls
Ghosts in the halls
Ghosts of the men you forgot to kill
Ghosts of the men who took your will

Walk through a desert on a moonlit night
Pick up the sand
Let it run through your hand
Let it flow back into the into the land
Pour some in your eyes
Scream into starry skies
Pour some down your throat to choke your cries
Ghosts that drift through desert sands
Ghosts that gently grab your hand
And guide you to strange, unknown lands
Where dreams drift among the stars
And into warm, welcoming hands

The sky is shattered, the sea is torn
Bright arrows of light divide the storm
And from the dirty rivers drowning the streets
A beautiful calm will form
You run through the crystal sky
Fall back through the storm, slowly sigh
Again, and again, and again you try
To strip the moon, to watch the night die
To climb through bleeding mountains of sky
Ghosts of all the times you'll cry
Ghosts of whispered, shuddered lies
Ghosts of the day you're voice will die

Strip yourself
Watch all love to your eyes begin to weep
Touch their tears
Fall asleep
Fall into a wild, twisted ocean, dark and deep
Along the bottom of the sea you'll creep
Walking through a forest of angst
Scarlet skin ablaze
You're eyes lost to a bleeding haze
You climb atop a mountain, fall to you're knees
Ghosts that cry come with us please
Today you'll feel no more pain
From crouching like a statue of aging dreams
Among storms of boiling rain
Ghosts in your mind like a cancer
An old dark stain
Ghosts that will soon end your pain