Are you kidding me? You, a god? Haha, that was the most, without a doubt, funniest thing I've ever heard all day. Look everybody. 'Alberto Guerrero' the guy who can't even keep a job calls himself a 'god'. Keep dreaming, kiddo.
That's clever, taking my catchphrase. That's probably why you didn't have a good run in any of the companies you were in at all because you aren't creative enough to think of your own material. You see the big difference between you and me 'Albert', is that when I'm in a company or business I like to strive become the awesomest person there, but as for you ... It's like you want to fail. When people hear "Alberto Guerrero" they say 'Oh, yeah.. that guy.', but when people hear my name, when people hear "Mike 'The Miz' Mizanin' they think '2 time TNWF Champion, United States Champion, Money In The Bank Winner, and future ASW Champion'. Let's face it, I am better than you, more handsome than you, more talented, more successful the list goes on and on!