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Scrotal Safety Tip #9: Enlist one of your friends as a "Crotch-Buddy". Have him concern himself with the safety of your scrotum. Remind him publicly that he is your "Crotch-Buddy". Remind him in front of girls."Ah, mercury. Sweetest of the transition metals."
"Word is evil dude. And toothpaste, they use it to control us. Why do you think all the commercials tell you to brush twice a day? I..I've read books!""
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Topless Women With Guns Scare The Crap Out Of Me
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"Oh, how holy, how serene,
How benign, how pleasant,
Oh lily of purity"
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