About? About me?! You came to my profile wanting to know about me? you gotta be kidding me I mean why would you think that MY profile would have anything at all to do with me? You are a strange person... This section is suppose to be about Hobo Joe who snuck into a coffee shop and is on Akideam's laptop right now. Don't asking me where I learned to type. How the heck should I know?! Btw can Gaia money buy beer? I'd really like some beer right about now.
Haha okay anyways...So actually...I'm not great at introducing myself...hence the random hobo introduction. But I'll try my best
So here goes.
21 years old (at the moment) like many other people I've met, I age as time goes on. So if my age at anytime is inaccurate...then I haven't been updating my profile in a while and possibly haven't been on lately....or I just got lazy. However, mentally I am a 13 year old boy.
Sign: Gemini/Goat (metal)
I've decided to put both my Western and Eastern Zodiac signs. Just for fun. I don't put a lot of stock in horoscopes. Still just something about me to add. At the very least it gives you insight to around what time I was born.
Well..I was a man at one point...but see I thought it might be fun to try and be a girl for a while. You know for like a few weeks or so. Everyone's thought of that right? So a friend told me that if I put a tampon under my pillow that the Transgender faerie would change me into a woman. But the thing is...My friend never heard of how to change back into a man!
and now while I'm trying desperately to find out. I'm really worried that the T.G Fairy might have given my **** to someone else! Even if I learn how to change back into a guy, I might not have the same **** that I used to! And I really want MINE back. I'm sure you guys can relate to that right? So anyways I heard a rumor that Gollum had it... and that he calls it...his "precious" :cat_mad:YUCK NOooooooooo! >_< I don't like that idea a bit! Anyways though, I did some investigating ...but when I found Gollum he just started flippin' out saying "Shire! Bagginsis! Precious!". .... Great.... So now my **** is in the hands of two hobbits getting ready to throw it off Mt.Doom. Unsurprisingly Frodo has become entranced by it's power. So..there may be hope. BUT...I also know that it's causing relationship problems between him and Sam. Same no doubt is jealous and thinks that Frodo should get rid of it.
So I'm on a quest to stop this from happening. And now you know my story. For now...I must accept my femininity. But please. If you have any information about the whereabouts of my manhood please tell me.
Spiritual Beliefs: Gnostic Theist
I believe there is defiantly God. As to the nature and definition of God, I don't know everything. I may have some ideas and personal beliefs but I can't commit to the ideas just one religion. I feel that a lot of religions are just different interpretations of the same thing. I find different religions interesting, just as I find getting to know people to be interesting. Everyone has their own quirks and their own way of expressing themselves. You don't necessarily have to have to feel or be the same way as that person to be able to appreciate the way they are.
Sexual Orientation: Straight
Contrary to people's popular belief of me being a lesbian or bisexual. I'm not offended, I find it amusing, but it's odd on how often I need to correct people or how often they try to correct ME and Tell ME what MY preferences are. I'm sorry ...I like men..I may not like super manly men and huge muscles and lots of facial hair may repulse me as far as what I want in a partner. Just because I like guys who are a bit feminine looking, and could have an appreciation if not a liking to 'girly' things, or have other feminine characteristics, does not mean I really just want to be with a girl. I wan't a guy who's comfortable enough with his own sexuality to not always be like "dude no way..that's gay". So sorry my standard for a 'real man' aren't based on appearances and putting up fronts. Just because I'm looking for a prince does not mean I actually like girls. No matter how many people want to believe that XD . Sure, I
bewbs. Come on really now, admit it. Who doesn't? If I think a girl is pretty/beautiful/sexy I admire her. That doesn't mean I want to sleep with her. Sure I've kissed a girl and I LIKED it.
Go ahead! make your assumptions! haha.
Things I like: (You: Wtf? that's what your hobbies and interests box is for! )(Me: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! just let me be! let me do what I please!)
♠ Drawing (particular anime/manga and pin ups) I will try and get around soon to posting my art. Let me know if you have any requests. I also like fashion design
♦ RP-ing. Let me know if you have a group or RP forum I can join! As much as I like it I rarely indulge in it because I tend to avoid the popular ones because it's too much to catch up on, but then have a bad habit of picking the ones so unpopular...the thread dies
♥ People! I like people...in general. I love making friends and meeting different people. If I find you odd that's not necessarily a bad thing. Most likely that will lead to more interesting conversations
I'm not an easily angered person so don't be afraid to talk with me about anything. If I think you're creepy I will say so. Despite having met many legitimately creepy people now and then, that doesn't give me any hesitation into getting to know new people.
♣ Swimming! The beach! the pool! It just makes me so happy! XD
It's the most amazing thing ever made. If it were human I'd marry it.
♦ Music! (really thought who doesn't like music? XD it's like saying "No I don't like fun...fun is...boring) but I especially 80's rock and Electronic music.