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Geisha of the A/M/C

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Gender: Female

Location: SPK headquarters

Occupation: Mortcauntie,Official Near Fangirl and Supporter, Professional Thread-Jacker, and Kaito's girlfriend.

The items that steal my gold. ;_;

Sweetheart Gold Earrings - virtual item
Labu Necklace - virtual item
Black Fishnet Stockings - virtual item
Charcoal Sketchbook - virtual item
G-LOL Dark Mistress Skirt - virtual item
Ash Hot Top - virtual item
Coal Tavern Wench's Bustier - virtual item
Deadly Mood Bubble - virtual item Deadly Mood Bubble
Leather Boot - virtual item
Single White Carnation - Black Bouquet - virtual item

The A/M/C, my country tis of thee, hardly a sweet land of liberty.

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meh awesome play list. :3

Play tetris mother f-er.

THE FELLAS OF THE FREAKIN FCC!!!!!

Shackles, baby.

But, in a totally manly way.

Light and L will hug and kiss like they're sweet hearts. (I know, it's hideous.)

BLOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BA-LOO!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Rantings and Ramblings about Me.

UPDATES- IT'S HERE!

Oh yes, It's here at last. Justice is Near: The Official Near Guild
Haha, enjoy! :3




BANNER REQUESTS CLOSED-

Hats off to E m o C o r n e r for kindly adhereing to my banner request and doing it for free, to boot. Much love, and thanks again! smilies/icon_heart.gif

ALSO, DONATIONS ARE NO LONGER NEEDED!
I have reached my goal of 20,000, and actually have some to spare. If more is ever needed, I'll make sure to advertise. THANK YOU TO ALL WHO DONATED! You are all very much loved! =3

Wonderful users who have kindly donated to Jhgghyu and I's cause -

XxSasori no DannaxX- 8,000 gold smilies/icon_heart.gif

Fluffy Inflatable Osaka- 4,000 gold smilies/icon_heart.gif

xxxMello- 1,409 gold smilies/icon_heart.gif

Koru Da Fern Princess- 2,000 gold smilies/icon_heart.gif

Alansa- 1,500 gold smilies/icon_heart.gif

Koholos- 1,000 gold smilies/icon_heart.gif

Also much love to the users who have just randomly donated to your's truly.

Sinivar- Damp Dan {Near-in-a-box} smilies/icon_heart.gif

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I figured it was time I updated this thing, so yeah, here it is.
For starters, call me either Usagi-chan or Geisha. They're my universal nicknames.
I have a twin, so to speak. Err, well, depending on how you look at it. Her name is Koru-chan. Secondly, I'm very proud to say that I'm an open supporter of Near. I believe in his ideals and veiws of "justice," and very much, just like his character. =)


ANYWAY.........

My occupation is as a mortcauntie. I shall be the auntie and caretaker (when needed) of Matt and Mello's children. Oh, and just so you know, the "mort" in mortcauntie means mortician. After all, with Light Junior around I'll probably need to be my own mortician. 0_0
Obviously, I'm also a Near fangirl/supporter. But, I've already gone into those details, so I don't see why I should again.

I love anime and manga, and when I say love, that is an understatement.
My favorite animes and mangas are listed under my interest tags, so look there if you feel so inclined.

I will tell you my absolute favorites though, and they are: Death Note, Naruto Shippuden, and Inuyasha, Death Note being nombre uno. Seriously, I could probably spend two hours just talking about Mello's chocolate fetish and Matt's utter sex machine-ness. This leads me into my favorite anime characters. To put it bluntly, it spans over 20 and I'm feeling to much like Shikamaru to list them all, so I'll give you my top five in order.

1: Near from Death Note {obviously}: All hale he with great morals on justice.
(There's a tie here)
1: Mello from Death Note: Love him just as much as Near.
2: Matt from Death Note: He and Mello make the ultimate slash.
3: L from Death Note: Do I really need to explain this one? He's THE L for goodness sakes.
4: Teru Mikami from Death Note: One word- SAKUJO!
5: Deidara from Naruto Shippuden: Basically the Naruto version of Mello. I swear. O.o

And just for the record, I basically love every Wammy's boy and all of the Akatsuki. Also, if I had bothered to have done “My top 6” instead of “My top 5,” Sesshoumaru from Inuyasha would have been number 6. After all, you can't go wrong with a sexy demon who carries around a boa of fluff! ^^

Speaking of Matt and Mello I'll go on into my favorite pairings. Okay, I'll start with slash. And I say slash, because since their not canon pairings from actual yaoi manga, that makes them slash. Those two pairings are the kinkiness that is Uchihacest from Naruto (ItachiXSasuke) and M&M (MattXMello) from Death Note. They're as sweet as the candy they're named for. <3 Also to note, M&M is the only Death Note pairing I like. (Though I do find MatsudaXSayu to be rather cute) I also have a bizillion couples I like that are canon, but that would take me a while to list. But, I'll give you a few. InuyashaXKagome, PeinXKonan (not really canon but w/e), NaruXHina or NaruXSaku (I like both), SasuXSaku, KentaXKarin, TamakiXHaruhi, KyouXTohru, YukiXMachi, YukiXTohru, KaoruXHikaru (ooh, there's a yaoi I forgot to mention!), MirokuXSango, TouyaXChiyuki, TouyaXAya, YuhiXAya, TamahomeXMiaka, ZeroXYuki, IchigoXRukia, and many, many, MANY, more I probably forgot to mention. 0_0;;;

Hmn, anyway, outside of anime and manga I love writing, reading, drawing and stuff like that. I love my bf, Kaito. smilies/icon_heart.gif
He surpasses all of the Bishounen on my bishie list. Yes, even Mello and Near.
I'm a real sap for romantic tradgedies. I also really like movies based on history. (Hense the reason why I love Titanic so much, and have the ending theme for it on my playlist.)
And just for the record, carrots and chocolate are the bomb. <3


As for my dislikes?

1: Naruto Spam (Don't get me wrong, I love Naruto, but every “LyKe ZomG Sasuke is suuu Hott/Emo” thread I see makes me want to wretch.)
2: Labels/Steryotypes
3: Banes
4: Failing
5: HSM
6: The Deidara's a girl fanclub
7: When my favorite character dies
8: My school
9: Public speaking
10: Tech Lab
11: Mary Sues and Gary Stus.
12: Boredom
13: Sunburns
14: The SubVRSDub war
15: People who crack book spines
16: Being eb
17: Writing Suzu's fanfictions
18: Chain Letters- Especially the one about Teddy D<
19: Research papers.
20: People who hate Near for stupid reasons- Seriously, if you give me some bull s**t like "O M GEE HE bE a WAnnaBE L!!!," I'll gladly type out paragraphs describing all of the reasons as to why you're wrong and an epic failure.
21: And the most dreaded of all....PI!!! CURSE 3.14 exc!!!!!! smilies/icon_gonk.gif

Okay, anyway, I'm generally a pretty calm person, yet I can have my fangirl/noob moments.
However, I am far from an idiot, so don't let one fangirl/noob moment make you think so. In all honesty I can be portrayed at two different people depending on who you ask. If you were to ask my friends, they would probably tell you I'm a psycho fangirl who really needs to cool it. However, if you ask anyone in my Math class, or maybe someone from the A/M/C, they'll probably tell you I'm a b***h. And yes, I can be that when in a fowl mood. Generally though, I'm pretty nice, so don't worry, I'm not going to kill you. I swear.

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Psychotic Blasphemy Report | 12/28/2009 1:54 am
Oh my =O
I FOUND ANOTHER NINJA WARRIOR FAN!
*squeals* >w<
Woot~
Katsu un_Deidara Report | 06/20/2009 5:21 pm
Add meh! D':
maggieannteslow Report | 07/31/2008 1:46 pm
Hey, I haven't talked to you in awhile. What are you up to?
piggyboy-of-kenya Report | 07/25/2008 2:33 pm
so wait is this furn princess?
piggyboy-of-kenya Report | 07/25/2008 2:28 pm
When you say kaito is your bf boyfriend or bestfriend? and is it kaito-sama-kun5?
piggyboy-of-kenya Report | 07/25/2008 2:25 pm
L stands for Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphioparaomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon which is the longest, real word in the dictionary and yes it's in the dictionary, and yes I read things like that.



It is an ancient greek dish
thatradomperson Report | 07/07/2008 3:20 pm
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thatradomperson Report | 06/07/2008 5:22 pm
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maggieannteslow Report | 06/01/2008 12:01 pm
Hey, what's up? How have you been? It's been awhile since I've talked to you.
Lucky Charms Pancake Report | 05/25/2008 5:03 pm
-Hugs-



I felt like giving you a hug, cause you were saying how you felt like you were the only Near fangirl.

/Lurker.
 
 
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