About
I'm a nihilistic cynic that's so overdosed on apathy and burnt out on on sympathy, with a tendency toward insanity and hatred for humanity.
Not good at this talking about myself nonsense, I usually sound arrogant...so no different from normal then. >_> Where to begin? Well I enjoy gaming, reading and writing (NERD!
crying ) I'm also incredibly cynical and sarcastic with a healthy dose of psychotic tendencies to top off my personality. I may seem like an [censored] at times but that's only if you don't know me, I'm really a nice guy...sometimes...I hope. (Awkward silence) To top off my already horrendous personality I even have a violent mentality (to make my world full of rainbows and unicorns). >_>
Between all the rage, pessimism, cynicism, psychosis and general hatred (plus my hobby of making children cry by looking at them. o.O ...it's a long story... >_>) I still find time to be a writer and (and once I finally get off my lazy a** and upload the bloody things) a games reviewer in my spare time. Finally I have a great sense of humour...on a good day...
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I don't have many good days. =P
My sense of humour tends to be pretty dark, well imagine throwing a dead baby down a mineshaft while cackling like a maniac and you'll get the idea.
Yes I am a terrible person. No I don't care and of course I'd never hurt a baby...well maybe a few...the one's that annoy me...so...all of them I guess. But I'd never hurt a puppy so I'm not all bad right?
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crying Getting back onto what I like to call my 'stab-happy' sense of humour, I will laugh at any joke about any event and anyone if I think it isn't too soon. Everything thing I say that isn't immediately sincere should be taken with a grain of salt, preferably crammed into your eye socket and sprinkled with lemon. When you're done screaming, then you can rage at me for being who I am.
My sarcastic comments never have any malice behind them, no matter what I'm joking about. Hence them being sarcastic and joking.
Kind of comes with the territory.
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I have my Frostbite blade woo! Wait...damnit I'm poor again now >_<
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