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Hey ********. Ever get that feeling you're being watched, and the person watching you is a total dickwagon who knows everything about your insecurities and brings out the inner asshat in you? No?

If you have, the dickwagon watching you is me. The most important thing you'll come to realize if you ever speak with me is that I don't really give a flying ********. Have I offended you? Well that doesn't matter to me. One day i'm going to rule the universe, set forth labor camps and trample on the face of any notion of God. Guess how important I think you are?

The entire Gaian community is about a fifth the size of my ego, which is only rivaled by the power of 'The Man.' We got into a fight once and the sheer awesomeness of the event ripped a hole in the very fabric of time and space, but I still c**t punted his bureaucratic a** back to an office job where he could hide from the future King of Everything that is myself.

A few other (though no less important) things you must know are that I am not a fan of emotes, and I can't see them. I enjoy the forums. I don't enjoy text type. I've been told I give good advice. I don't put up with bullshit. I ******** loathe small children. There may or may not be a few other things that slipped my mind, because when you're as awesome as I am, how can you summarize yourself in a few short paragraphs? Not that anyone will ever be quite as awesome as I am.

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Alfred F J0nes

Report | 01/22/2012 6:26 am

Alfred F J0nes

/creepy, creepy creeper staring
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Poisoned Ambrosia

Report | 09/18/2011 2:57 pm

Poisoned Ambrosia

Yeah, I miss the UK. Too many friends to count.
Poisoned Ambrosia

Report | 08/29/2011 1:19 pm

Poisoned Ambrosia

Great, just living the life in Florida.

Sorry if my responses are hardly soon enough. I've been out working.
Poisoned Ambrosia

Report | 08/25/2011 1:58 pm

Poisoned Ambrosia

Sure do.
DeathByCarrotsXxX

Report | 06/08/2010 6:28 pm

DeathByCarrotsXxX

i really love ur profile art. ur avi is awesome two! i just thought id comment cuz i was recommended to u by the friends thing on the blah blah blah.... biggrin
Louku Toakura

Report | 09/19/2009 3:21 pm

Louku Toakura

And I like ninjas...
Louku Toakura

Report | 09/19/2009 3:11 pm

Louku Toakura

-SideGlares-
Grrr....Pirates....
Louku Toakura

Report | 09/19/2009 3:08 pm

Louku Toakura

Meh I did have it all ninja is but changed it to this for some reason o-o
Louku Toakura

Report | 09/19/2009 3:07 pm

Louku Toakura

How is you? ;3 -HuggleGlomps-
Louku Toakura

Report | 09/19/2009 3:03 pm

Louku Toakura

Yooo

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Run mortals.

I am your God, and I don't give a s**t about you