Who the Hell is This Guy?
I'm just another generic person whose innocence has been lost at the hands of the Internet, to put it simply.
Please refrain from random friend requests, begging for donations, or other similar activities, as the time and effort afforded for such acts will be wasted on me. At the same time, I do not expect anything similar of others. Thank you for understanding.
At the same time, however, if I appear to be online I am typically available to talk to, so by no means feel disinclined to contact me due to the above-stated.
Thank you for your time and understanding.
Jack Handey Says:
If you're traveling in a time machine, and you're eating corn on the cob, I don't think it's going to affect things ones way or the other. But here's the point I'm trying to make: Corn on the cob is good, isn't it.