About

(formerly The Little Dresden)


Welcome to my profile!

My name is irrelevant and all life is meaningless! Should you start to feel like life has a purpose, please think for one moment how wonderfully insignificant you are. The Earth has blasted through the universe before you, and will continue to do so long after your body has decayed and been recycled.

On the upside, that means no one is paying attention to how awkwardly you run in the Human's Race, so make sure to fill your short and meaningless life with things that don't suck! Go ahead and trip that annoying guy that keeps parking their car in front of your house. Feeling happy? Run around the block stark naked and piss on the neighbor's cat because it stares at you from the front porch.

I once spat on a llama because it spat on me.

Why am I telling you this?

Because life is short, that's why.

Don't wanna spit on a llama? That's fine, you don't have to! Life is beautiful like that, though you should spit on something at least once just to say you did.

Then you can PM me on here and tell me it was a llama. Even if it wasn't, it was a llama. IT WILL ALWAYS BE A LLAMA.

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Journal

The Real Life Adventures of Ahmei Dresden!

*All current (2016 ) posts are under my current journal title. *Any old ones (2006-2009) are from my old journal, "Daydreamer of Midnight Dreams".


Comments

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Reusable Condoms

Report | 07/02/2016 1:52 am

Reusable Condoms

It's funny because I'm not even quit anymore. Well, kinda. I use this account as an alt.
Rasho DaKuraito

Report | 05/29/2016 8:58 pm

Rasho DaKuraito

yeah i havent updated it in years
Rasho DaKuraito

Report | 05/29/2016 7:50 am

Rasho DaKuraito

why thank you it's been a while since i have been on it XD
Spraynard Kruger

Report | 05/27/2016 6:08 pm

Spraynard Kruger

thanks, homie.
Diostor

Report | 09/20/2015 1:51 am

Diostor

To tell the truth, yeah. We had mutual interests and happen to have lived in the seem state
Diostor

Report | 09/20/2015 1:44 am

Diostor

Yes, Yes I am. Found one of my old profiles and seeing if I remember connecting with any of the friends i had.
9y1

Report | 12/03/2012 12:52 pm

9y1

Hey dani wink kelly and if yuor gonna quit ill be glad to take your items
turnado novla

Report | 09/23/2010 5:06 pm

turnado novla

hi kelly its jozlin love you
Rein Shadowin

Report | 09/08/2010 3:48 pm

Rein Shadowin

Hee hee, I know!!!
I LUVVV IT!!!
3nodding
The Lord Sheogorath

Report | 05/23/2010 8:55 am

The Lord Sheogorath

Dude, I think I forget who you are D:
But you're on my friends list O.o

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