(formerly The Little Dresden)
Welcome to my profile!
My name is irrelevant and all life is meaningless! Should you start to feel like life has a purpose, please think for one moment how wonderfully insignificant you are. The Earth has blasted through the universe before you, and will continue to do so long after your body has decayed and been recycled.
On the upside, that means no one is paying attention to how awkwardly you run in the Human's Race, so make sure to fill your short and meaningless life with things that don't suck! Go ahead and trip that annoying guy that keeps parking their car in front of your house. Feeling happy? Run around the block stark naked and piss on the neighbor's cat because it stares at you from the front porch.
I once spat on a llama because it spat on me.
Why am I telling you this?
Because life is short, that's why.
Don't wanna spit on a llama? That's fine, you don't have to! Life is beautiful like that, though you should spit on something at least once just to say you did.
Then you can PM me on here and tell me it was a llama. Even if it wasn't, it was a llama. IT WILL ALWAYS BE A LLAMA.
The Real Life Adventures of Ahmei Dresden!
*All current (2016 ) posts are under my current journal title.
*Any old ones (2006-2009) are from my old journal, "Daydreamer of Midnight Dreams".