I COMMAND U 2 CONSUME
I will DRAW YOUR AVI for ANY donations.
These are my quests!
PM me if interested!
ATTENTION: I have no working scanner, if you do want a drawing, it will be done on my time, not yours. That may be months after you request. So if you dont like it, you dont have to pay, and if you do want to pay, Ill take whatever you think I deserve.
Dont want to donate? Thats okay, I have stuff for sale at reasonable prices! At least they were at the time I put it on the market.
Because I want the pretty recolored top and legs.
OMG STUFFS BOUT MOI
I HAR CJyo! LOOK FOR ME IN TEH F U T U R E ! !
Random Questionaire Time!!
WERE YOU NAMED AFTER ANYONE?
If I was male, I'd be another 1st name James
but goes by middle
. I can see Conner arguing about his future. “Art
, Son?!” says Dad. “I’ll be poor and out of a job some point in my life either way!” :<>
I wonder if I would've ended up choosing to teach children as my career or went with becoming an astronaut, surely I'd be taller as a dude.
DO YOU HAVE KIDS?
But yes, one day. I'd love a boy and a girl, and maybe another boy, but def then a hysterectomy.
DO YOU HAVE A FAVORITE WORD?
such a happy word. :3
WHAT ARE YOUR CAREER GOALS?
Some stable and inconspicuous job to establish income with on-the-side freelance of illustration, design, and writing. Maybe one of my books will be published! (<-- is getting her hopes up)
NAME THREE INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT YOU?
a. I know how to hand sign the alphabet
b. I'm easily entertained. I.E. I <3 cartoons.
c. I think waaaaaay
too much; my brain is a bunch of folders and files--Yay Double Dominance Brain!
--and it's how I keep all the details of my 9 Friggin' Books
from leaking out my ears
and grossing out the nearest passer-byer.
WHAT DO YOU LIKE MOST ABOUT YOURSELF?
Eyes, scars, and butt! Hourglass figure is good too. I Like Me!
WHAT COLOR PANTS AND SHOES ARE YOU WEARING?
Boy shorts of varying color/pattern, no shoes. NUDE FEET OMG!! Quick! Get 5 other nude feet peoples and we can have an Orgy!!
IF YOU WERE A CRAYON, WHAT COLOR WOULD YOU BE?
FAVORITE SMELLS? SOUNDS?
Vanilla, magnolias, and rain. Rain, pencil scratching, chime bells. Can you tell I like rain?
WHAT IS SOMETHING YOU CAN'T LIVE WITHOUT?
My Eyesight (which is better than 20-20 b1tches!) and my Right Hand. Yeah, yeah, I could learn to draw with the left but that takes WAY too long! I might need to because I found out I have a bone fusion in my right wrist of two of my carpals! How weird is that?
FAVORITE SPORTS TO WATCH?
All martial arts, various fencing styles. MMA / UFC, I got friends in that shiz. Also Olympics.
HAVE YOU EVER SAVED SOMETHING LIVING?
Yeah, a dumb turtle. . . .
He was going the opposite
direction of the water in 100 degree freakin weather!!
I dropped him off at the edge of the pond and scolded, "Stupid turtle; see all those ladies across the way?" *points at sunning turtles* "Go! Go make babies! Wait! I have to school you first!! Come back here! We can't have more stupid turtles!! I'LL GET A SHOTGUN! LIKE FISH IN A FRIGGIN' BARREL!! WAH!
*falls in water*
HAVE YOU EVER GLUED YOUR HAND TO SOMETHING?
Other hand... table top, peice of wood, knee, elbow.... wall.... sister's elbow.... >.<;;
HUGS OR KISSES?
n o w ?
. . . . . .
Chocolate will be a sufficient sacrifice as well.
WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE QUOTE?
"You are now aware that you can't say Irish Wristwatch
Also "Ars Artis Gratis," which is Latin for art for the sake of art or art is free.
EVER BEEN IN A FIGHT? IF YOU HAVEN'T, WHAT WOULD MAKE YOU GET IN A FIGHT?
No to 1st, but I would kick some serious butt in certain situations, like the Zombie Apocalypse.
NAME THREE THINGS ON YOUR DESK?
Headless Venus di Milo
mini statue, Chinese New Year Dragon plush Mr. Whiskers, and a 1up Mario mushroom.
DO YOU HAVE A SPECIAL TALENT?
The Mystical Phantasm of Word Choice!
WAS YOUR BIRTH MIRACULOUS?
According to stories, I broke my mom’s tail bone w/ my face.
I have the POWERRRRRRRR!!
WHAT ELSE ABOUT YOU?
Hmmm.... Secret Fantasy! GO!! Lol okay, I'll be nice and list turn-ons.
Lol, n e v e r m i n d ! If you really just HAVE
to know--warning: I'm an artist.... XD
CENSORED Word game, massage, something w/ a whip :3>, hide-n-seek, TO THE BATCAVE, bit of making out and teasing, chocolate tattoos. . . Mmmm---and an elevator! or a pull-up bar!CENSORED
I'm a ho, lol. But only for my one true love!
Turn-ons: Smart, mature, respectful, funny, ability to wear the pants and surrender them too. And shoulders.
Mmmm, s h o u l d e r s. . . .
~ ~ ~ <3
I’m so bloody shallow!!!