Birthday: 03/14
(as well as Pirate 
), have eaten two pounds of burger meat in one night (yet remain 150 pounds), my Father was a Wizard and my Mother was a Vulcan, my hair dangles past my chin, I battle demons in my sleep, I can not moonwalk, but have walked on several moons, I have been called a Pumpernickel and a Booger-head, I can break boards and cartwheel with one hand, People often tell me not to kick the ceiling, My body has existed since 1995, but my Soul has been destined since before the beginning of time, I once knew a man who could walk on his wings, My favorite animal is a genetic cross between a Gorilla and a Anaconda, I cannot juggle, unless I have two good shoes and a Hackysack, I've worn a Kilt, Twice, I once participated in a Snowball Civil War across a raging fire, Jump over Cars as a hobby, I've been past the edge of the Universe and Far Beyond the Gates of Space and Time (all in one trip), Eat Nails for breakfast (without milk), am a Pro at Snipe Hunting, I've been expelled from six different schools (on account of a tennis-ball shooter, a panda bear, and twelve pounds of TNT), have a Cyborg friend who technically belongs to the army, have the eternal aftertaste of banana in my mouth, Live just south of Skyrim, I once blew up a cookie on someone's forehead, and finally I am both a Lover and a Fighter and thus...a Lighter.
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