About

I'm Awesome and
that's all that matters.

I am ridiculously energetic, burst into flames in 5 degree weather, and will tell you when I've lost interest.

I swear quite a bit and talk really fast when I get hyped, my antics can be highly amusing, and I have a very short attention span at times.

I am a man's man even though I have a uterus.

I have an eidetic/autobiographical memory and love playing "random thought bingo".

I am empathetic, but I am not sympathetic; I will not feed to your emotions, but I will be honest with you.

My explanations can ride on the edge of derogatory and down right vulgar, yet sometimes strangely intellectual.

I live off of sarcasm and word play, lines of poetry and spitting out words that'll make you sick.

I walk to the beat of my own drum and refuse to be subjugated to society's distasteful standards.

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Deadusernamelol

Report | 07/26/2011 11:39 pm

Deadusernamelol

You left me a random comment in 06. So I'm leaving an un-random comment.
Fetal_Mind

Report | 06/13/2010 6:42 pm

Fetal_Mind

Can I eat your face?
The Acetone Prince

Report | 09/24/2009 7:18 pm

The Acetone Prince

Thank you =)

It was the idea of one of my friends, he told me to pretend as if im being hung and i was like "Wtf umm ok?"
Little did i know what he was up to, and its really old actually that was around 05.

Hi =D
H3lblad3

Report | 09/18/2009 8:14 pm

H3lblad3

How can you not have heard it? It's your name!
H3lblad3

Report | 09/18/2009 7:02 pm

H3lblad3

What's wrong with Urist?
H3lblad3

Report | 09/17/2009 6:14 pm

H3lblad3

-reads profile-
Your name is whatever I'd like?

Your name is now Urist.
ten_heaven

Report | 03/22/2009 9:33 am

ten_heaven

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ChibiTakana

Report | 02/13/2009 1:36 am

ChibiTakana

Thanks for buying from my Store. :3
Fetal_Mind

Report | 01/03/2009 8:03 pm

Fetal_Mind

You suck Ashley. I live with you, so I can get you back.



a**.
ten_heaven

Report | 11/27/2008 3:30 pm

ten_heaven

-poke-

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Never imagine yourself not to be otherwise than what it might appear to others that what you were or might have been was not otherwise than what you had been would have appeared to them to be otherwise.