AboutThe product of the unholy orgy involving a dwarf with pubes like dried grass, a retired battlebot, a weresheep and a brain-damaged schnauzer [don't ask which was the female here], Wood's avi was dubbed to be the most horrific chimera in the history of Weird a** s**t, otherwise known as WAS. It is unknown as to whether or not this thing is male or female as the last person who checked spontaneously combusted and turned to stone at the same time. He also shits rainbows.
To keep this thing from reproducing the administrators of WAS took it upon themselves to imprison this abomination in the sky, and then cast an invisibility spell on him so that no one would ever have to look up and bear to see his petrification-inducing gonads. The spell however, wears off with water. Thus, when you see a rainbow in the sky, it is not a pretty optical illusion caused by the rain or some mirage s**t like that. It's this ******** fecal matter floating around in the sky.
The story of my birth. C:
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