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The death of gaia's most annoying, bright flashing neon massacred profile.

I had all my typing in this vein poppin' rainbow neon coloured font a hippie would fall to their knees in adoration too.

It hurt your eyes to look at, sent needles to your poor poor brain for trying to decipher anything.

That screwed itself over too. >;/ This is not acceptable.

Oh hey, it's my avvie.

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Gender: Female

Location: In your house, in your room underneath your bed to be exact.

Birthday: 09/21

Occupation: Bitchin' up gaia, sassy comments, rude remarks, the works.

Communication-Different forms of it.

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s**t my avvie's strutting.

Things that are not crap. That I want.

Biancamella 4th Gen - virtual item (Wanted)

Hermes' Moon 3rd gen - virtual item (Questing)

Enchanted Book 3rd Gen. - virtual item (Wanted)

Bone Demon Mask - virtual item (Questing)

Frostbite Blade - virtual item (Questing)

Winged Anklets - virtual item (Questing)

Raider Shih's Garment - virtual item (Wanted)

Angel Imp Plushie - virtual item (Wanted)

CoCo Kitty Plushie - virtual item (Wanted)

Kottan Bell 6th Gen. - virtual item (Wanted)

Gogh Reed 13th Gen. - virtual item (Wanted)

Gothic Butterfly - virtual item (Wanted)

Azrael's Trickbox - virtual item (Wanted)

Archangel's Blade - virtual item (Wanted)

People call it donations, however, I call them friends who care. Gifts.

jaz_umbraebella
I-Techno Girl
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The crap you'l need to know before we engage in any sort of conversation.

Ok, stupid box of boring. I apparently have to fill you out with facts so that creepers that stalk me might actually learn something significant. I also caved into the persistent nagging and what not about you, so be prepared to be typed on. Immensely. Don't you see how this s**t's never-ending?

Here’s the tiniest first taste about me ,since, well, to actually get to know me you’ve got to spend time, pain and agonizing time typing on your keyboard chatting with me as I’m not someone people generally categorize as ‘boring’ or ‘easy to read’.

I'm incredibly difficult to get to know as well. You think you know me, but really, hun don't kid yourself. My rents don't even know me well enough to say what I'm going to do next.

I’m about as unpredictable as lady gaga’s next music video.

(Feel free to stop reading this now. I won’t be offended.)

Well for starters, I like Twilight. A rather lot, but I’m not a rabid crazy fan girl (offence intended to those of you who are) of a married, fictional character who might I mention is a father too?-cue dramatic gasp- Shooocker! (I’m not a crazy fan of rob, either. That boy needs to wax his chest, or stop showing the hairy astrociousness and wear a shirt.) I don’t exactly go for the married, fictional, hairy, dad type, if you know what I mean.

I'm just in it for the hot, ripped, werewolf with the six pack. smilies/icon_wink.gif

Yuuumy.

LAWL just kidding. Twilight? You gotta be ******** kidding me.

There's not enough space, time, or patience in the world for me to go into detail about how idiotic it is. It's just every single teenage girl's dream (yes, every single one. Some just bury it deep inside their hearts.) to find true love that committed, to love you no matter what etc that a middle aged woman carried on. Who, at a later date, wrote a book about it. lameee

Vampire Diaries on the other hand... Damon Salvatore= j**z in my pants.
Sexiest god damn thing on this earth. Minus 10 years that is.

(If you’re bored at this point, I don’t blame you.)

I like most types of music so feel free to chat with me about pretty much any band/artist. Except Coldplay and My Chemical romance. Seriously, just don't. It's for the best of your safety. Be concerned, very concerned.

Oh and talk country to me, and I'll tell you the many reasons why it sucks major hairy a**. Let's not go there.

(Yawning with tears in your eyes yet?)

Talking is life. I'm a social person, what can I say? A incredibly bitchy, insensitive minus tad moments where someone can pull a tad bit of emotion from em type of social. Still social. -wink-

(This part's important, so if you’re still reading this, which is a pretty big shock already, pay attention. And if you’re one of those people, I mean, seriously. Pay attention to the next few sentences.)

I’m a really, really, hyper/talkative/random/sarcastic person most of the time so here I am, warning you beforehand. And bitchy, insensitive person with mood swings that happen to occur without the threatening magical aid of natures gift.

BE WARNED.
(Are you really still reading this? Like, actually?)

I'm like a sarcastic ball of hyped up red bull on b***h crack, just so you know. Watch out, I don't bite... most of the time. Scratching though? I can't be held responsible for. If you hate fun, just get the [******** off[/u] my profile right now.

...

No, really. Get the [******** out.[/u]

On a brighter note, I’m a klutz too. You know, the type that trips of lady bugs, or drifts off while walking and ends up landing a** first to the ground. I trip on air, nothing, my own feet, rocks, and well, basically everything that doesn't trip over me first. Example 1. I tripped when I stood up from my chair to hand in a test. I don't even see how that's possible, but well, it happened. Stupid s**t somehow often always finds some mysterious magical way to ********' involve me. Which was funny (?) but I’m apparently always funny without me realizing it. Well that’s what I'm known for at least. That and my abundant cluelessness. I simply only use my brain solely for important matters.

For example, my mind is only activated for life threatening events. Such as, figuring out how it's possible justin beiber could be considered a... boy, hot, and apparantly a good dancer?

That kid sucks hairy old man balls.

(You bored yet?)

Figure skating is god. Well it was, I quit awhile ago judging from the fact that I couldn't risk my life on a daily basis anymore. So just picture a long, descriptive paragraph about my experience with it, and the thrill of the icy cold wind through my hair and all that.

It’ll save you the eye damage.

(How can you keep scrolling down and keep reading this massive page of crap without blacking out? You must be one tough trooper. I like you.)

Anyways, shall I go on? Probably not, but if you've read this far...

Are you ********' sane? 'Cause if this was me randomly creepin' I wouldn't waste however long to read all this random, off topic s**t I wrote.

Craaaapy, 'aint it?

However, if you actually bothered reading all this never ending crap, than...

i] I like you.[/i]

No, I'm not kidding. Seriously, I do.

So, given that you might be somewhat of a decent person who, might perchance be a [********' amazing person[/u] that i'll actually spend time to talk to, just leave a pm or a comment and I’ll get back at'cha as soon as possible.

That is... if I don’t kill myself cutting fruit or something as idiotic as that.
See, I'm expecting this. All that stupid in my mind doesn't exactly give me the best of luck. Or decision making.

C'ya

(Yes, that’s it.)

~Friends~ = In short, people who I dont hate. X3

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That annoying goal I wish I could reach.

~Comments~ = A place for you to leave remarks that benefit my amusement X3

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TheGracefulAssassin8 Report | 08/02/2011 6:42 pm: Oh yes, very shitty. xD
I has been absolutely amazing, stayin' sexy, and still owning the whores. All day. :3
How about yourself?
TheGracefulAssassin8 Report | 07/24/2011 3:52 am: Holy s**t ******** I haven't talked to you in forever.
It be Kate in case you didn't remember. :3
WritingKnights Report | 07/24/2011 2:06 am: Ninjaness xD
ninja ninja ninja
The kid was just plain terrible, bad-mouthing Envy just because some girl said she liked...him/her/it
I told him....
I hope we do manage to get along, internet friends are awesome!
WritingKnights Report | 07/24/2011 1:16 am: Well, i really found it interesting and funny.
So I Like You, right back at ya. After all you said you liked me, multiple times in you about section xD
Exactly what i think! Everyone should be on Team Edward Elric, not Roy! Although the Pyro is awesome....
Someone i've seen on deviant art doesn't like Envy. He bad-mouthed the genderless psychopath!
Shame
It's odd, gaia keeps saying your offline, but then you post on the roleplay.
WritingKnights Report | 07/24/2011 12:24 am: Your profile is amazing.....Well, the about section is/was/whatever.
I read all of it. All of it and somehow i wasn't yawning.....Okay, i was, but that's only because i woke up early today.
Didn't get my usual weekend sleep-in.
You sound very interesting, so try not to kill yourself cutting fruit.
Or vegetables.
-Heart_Breaking_Promises- Report | 01/04/2011 12:41 am: Hahah
I love how instead of finding something to eat in the house, you would choose eating my grandfather over it
But hey, are you implying you are going to start a zombie apocalypse?
Cause I have yet to see any free zombies roaming the streets so far
So far.
-Heart_Breaking_Promises- Report | 01/03/2011 10:57 pm: Have fun waiting like 3 weeks biggrin
By that time you might starve
Waiting, under a dark and creepy bed, in a smelly old guys house
Who happens to be my grandfather
Don't worry, there are plenty of guns in that house to grab hold of biggrin
in the case he checks under the bed, that is.
-Heart_Breaking_Promises- Report | 01/03/2011 10:44 pm: So, according to your location, you are under my bed as of now
Well, that sucks, cause I'm actually at my mom's boyfriend's house right now
Darn.
xD
Mute Valentiine Report | 01/02/2011 2:29 am: awsome profile smile
ii Smexi_Taylor ii Report | 12/27/2010 10:01 am: Thanks For The Buy 3nodding