Muhahaha, Im gonna own ur life!

It's over Tim, the war is over...

It's never OVEEER!

You said WHAT!?!?

I'm gonna tell Jasmine, that you told me she was fat!

Careful there bub, or i'm gonna beat you up Mishima style!

You said WHAT! I'll hurt you too Jesse!

You two need to learn how to share

Hooway fow boobies!

You'll regret this day, friend!

I'm not your friend, buddy!

I'm not your buddy, guy!

He's not your guy, friend!

My Seamonkeys will pwn your Dung Beetles! Muhaha!

Heh you wish! My Dungies have plus 10 Poo-Excavation, plus 5 Water Resistance and 50% to dodge all Seamonkey attacks!

Oh, not you two again...

Oi! Welcome to the Dung Master's profile.Blahblah just shut up and listen! I don't like you and neither does my s**t... so, this douche made a profile and i gotta say, he's got no style! You'll find me around here in case you need some information. Find me and read. Don't want to read? *Flips you off* Fine, then get out!

Ama go hide now... "le poof!"

You two are disgusting!

Hey girls, come and get your cockmeat sandwich!

Hahahaha lol! You also get lots of "mayo"

lol i don't think that sandwich is big enough for me

Chunky Monkey's mine for the taking! Haha!

Over my dead body Snoozy Bear!

Hey bro *poke*

It's time for your meds Chris!

Man you gotta find someone fast for the CWF asap! ... Couples War Fight! Dude pay attention

lol this i gotta see!

Huh? ... Oh lol my bad ... Dude i can't find a gf so soon!

Haha make him do the helicopter in front of his mom!

Chris? ... I feel sorry for you... hahaha not!

Uhm... what the hell, D! ... lol i'm not doing THAT, Supah! ... Yeah, tell me about it Matty

T or D Chris? ... Hmmm... D huh? ... Haha that's a good one Supah!

Hi Dung Chris! ... Oh hehe yeah i call him that ...Yay! I like you too ... Oh you're evil, i like that

Hehe you call him Dung Chris? ... Haha how sweet! I like you, lets be friends ... We can dress him up like a clown and have my pet lobster attack him!

Oh hey Ms...*Oh crap... please don't let them too meet*...Why God... don't you like me???

*Ignoring him* Perhaps he'll go away...

Hey Chris! You want some cookies?

Hey punk! Those were some shitty cookies you gave me!

Don't worry about Sheepyh ^^ He's just pissed that they're making toilet papers out of his wool. What he meant to say is, welcome and thanks for the visit. Stick around if you want, you never know what fun things are lurking around here.

Make peace with your God... Internet Explorer scum! FIRE!!!

*Sigh* ... yeah, Sheepyh and his detest for Explorer. Anyways, yeah, it's true, the Dung Master prefers Firefox than any browser. So if you think everything's scattered in a messy way, then you're not using Firefox.

Oi! What, you still here?

Sheepyh! Don't be so rude! *Sigh*... he's killing me sometimes... anyways, there's a few things you can do, you can check out the "About Me" section. I found it pretty interesting coz he had this ridiculously HUGE one before but he's made it a lot short.

Argh! It's distracting us from our primal urge! To paint your face with warpaint, whip yourself into a sweaty, titanic frenzy and then go annihilate and hospitalized complete strangers! Then you bang a bimbo on the sidelines!!! Ahhhahahahahaha bang bang bang!!!

Hmm, the banner and signature are pretty cool, don't you think?

lol huh? Those two he made? HA! I can do it better and i don't even have hands!

Really? Yeah i think so too! Hehe you can listen to some music while you look around or check the shop. You might never know what kind of stuff he's trying to sell.

Hmmm, though his Photoshop talent isn't really a talent, just bad skills, i do enjoy his music taste. Oh! The Flash animation is running on auto, so right-click on it, then deactivate the loop function from playing again... what a douche. He cant even place a button so if people care to watch it, then can press play!

Oi! Get out of the bush. You're not foolin' anyone.

... b-but i'm not in the bush...

Wauw... such... such divine beauty... long, lean and sparkling... i-i think... i'm in lo-

lol i'm a dude, NOOB!

Whats the deal with you?

Yeah i am. It's not fun being the only "seamen" never to make out of the "you-know-what" and get lost in the process... aww man... where'd that entrance go?

Why do you always have to have that mean tone Sheepyh? ... anyways, uhm hello, you look kinda lost? Are you a'rigth?

So, we've come to an end with this tour. Hope you had a fun time and yeah, we still have a little more left. You can follow the Dung Master's progress throughout Gaia bellow us. It's like time travel... oooh how mysterious! Haha it's free of charge. The profile isn't complete yet, so they'll be future updates and whatnot. Thanks for stopping by ^^ ... why do you have to be so mean, it's not like you've ever pleased anyone!

Screw that time travel! You're the reason why he doesn't have any friends. Haha he's a joke! Doesn't know how to pleasure a woman, let alone himself. I'm out'a here. I'll go watch some porn.

Damn you Jesse! I'm gonna hurt you senseless for lying!

Oi! Bring your own damn toilet paper! MORON!