Registered: 09/04/2007
Gender: Male
Location: Wherever zombies roam...
Occupation: Zombie Slayer
How the hell do you do it?!
Oh noes, a puritan zombie trying to burn me as a witch!
Its also his oh-so-plain wife!
Oh noes, its an artic exploration zombie about to tread my unknown regions!
I've got a feeling there's a dangerous zombie behind me...
Oh noes, there's Spartan zombie, here to foil my Persian invasion!
Oh noes, its a papal zombie going to excommunicate me for my radical ideas!
Oh noes, its a smoking zombie dropping ash on my profile!
At least he had the decency to take off his shoes!
Oh noes, its a diver zombie about to give me diving lessons at reasonable prices!
Oh noes, some zombie parents left their kid with me from 7 till 9!
Oh noes, it's a Nazi zombie come to rise to power through the economic depression of my profile!
Wait a minute, why is it getting closer?!
Oh noes, its a disco zombie trying to "stayin' alive, stayin' alive"!
Oh noes, its an Emo zombie about to read me some of his depressing poetry!
What is this a soap opera?
Oh noes, it's an Emperor zombie, here to put a tax on my fiefdom!
Oh noes, its a pirate zombie, here to rob me of me booty!
Oh noes, its a prison zombie escaped out the hooskow!
Oh noes, its a mafia zombie here to get "protection" money out of me!
Oh noes! It's an X-Games Zombie, here to rip up my fresh powder!
So... what's your opinion Dr. Zaius?
So you're back to get another round in, huh?
Tell me about the ******** golf shoes!
Hey! I didn't bring you here to do nothing! Play some damn music!!!
I told you, it's over. You've got a new life ahead of you...
Oh noes, it's a bridesgroom zombie, here to beat me up for trying to steal his bride!
I'm available...
You wanna know what my wish is?
NO!!!
OH NOES!!! Its a party clown with no asperations in life!!!
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doh, sry i was confused xd
lol you really like the words "oh noes" xd 3nodding
why you want to be my friend? ^^
i don't remember how i got to your profile, but i started reading all your speech bubbles
haha... made me smile especially the disco zombie and random clown ones
oh that's ok smile
oh... were u from the verizon wireless bottle? my sister answers some of mine. sorry. she does this almost every time
uh... who are you?
thnk 4 buying
Hi my baby. I wuv you. xoxoxo ^_^
Ummmm....wow now..who is this who is totally smexy.
I love you....xoxoxoxoxox
thnx for buying