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Funkmasta Garlic

Last Login: 02/25/2009 8:07 pm

Registered: 09/02/2007

Gender: Female

Location: Sadrith Mora

Occupation: Mercenary

Personal Website

Don't touch that button!

Badges

  • Gramster Gladiator[121]
  • Lawn Gnome Clipper[122]
  • Pink Flamingo Fighter[125]
  • Mushroom Cannon Thumper[128]
  • Air Fluff Deflater[131]
  • Air Fluff Decimator[132]
  • Garlic Picker[134]
  • Garlic Harvester[135]
  • Skeeter Squasher[137]
  • Laceback Bootsnake Skinner[140]
  • OMG That Hurt[143]
  • Clutch Holder[146]
  • Taiko Drum Banger[152]
  • Kokeshi Doll Trickster[158]
  • Goof Course[221]
  • Gnoman's Land[222]
  • Close the Barn Door![223]
  • Durem Blockade[224]
  • Hallowed Ground[246]
  • Ranch Hand[250]
  • Barton 3[251]

Equipped List

Purple Holographic Eyepiece
Blacklight Gloves
Purple Cat Collar
Storm Troll Tail
Storm Troll Ears
Devil Wing Arm Tattoo
Black Star Face Tattoo
Celestial Wrap
Striped Stockings
Scar of Tyrant
Satin Hairbow
Devil Wings Back Tattoo
zOMG! Monster Boots
Purple Spacey Body Suit Leggings
Orchid Partition Top
Purple Nurse Skirt

Waaaaaant...

Wanted - Summoning Tome
Wanted - Owl White Kachina Dancer's Wings
Wanted - Kelp o' th' Loch 2nd Gen.
Wanted - Faun Legs
Wanted - Outlaw Wolf Pup
Wanted - Oh My Gumball
Wanted - Barton Regulars Armor
Wanted - Gimpi 3rd gen.
Wanted - Mona the Platypus
Wanted - Gothic Veil
Wanted - Oculus Magica
Wanted - Oculus Mythica
Wanted - Yama no Tamago 5th Gen.
Wanted - Padmavati's Lotus 10th Gen.
Wanted - Carol of Ol' Nick
Wanted - Captain Ara's Nestegg
Wanted - Kinzie the Scottie Plushie
Wanted - Holy $#17 (2nd gen)
Wanted - Radiant Prism
Questing - Changeling Baby Boy
Wanted - zOMG! Monster Armor
Wanted - Changeling Baby Girl
Questing - Kachina Clown Hat

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Y HALO THAR

Uhh... Good tidings to you, mortal. I am Comrade Garlic-chan, also known as Selkafyr in certain universes, and SilverGriffonAce in others. Currently I am the vault dweller who is into scaley anthro aliens, black-skinned demonoids, and pirates. Enjoy your stay in my strange realm.

My deviantart is Here.
My LiveJournal is Here.

Also hear interesting tidbits from other sites that I may post in purple text, indicating that I did not come up with them myself.

Anime, Video games and garlic. Things I live with and live by. Huzzah.

Ooh, Art I drew of me! :3



FISH FISHY FISH

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Music!

Stories in progress

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Garlic's Random Stories-In-Progress

Mosty Elder Scrolls fanfiction right now, if anything. Might include a couple original pieces if I get around to doing them.

Wat U say?

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Funkmasta Garlic 12/26/2008 4:41 pm
Funkmasta Garlic

Maybe you'll think of me when you are all alone

Maybe the one who is waiting for you

Will prove untrue, then what will you do?



Maybe you'll sit and sigh, wishing that I were near

Then maybe you'll ask me to come back again

And maybe I'll say "Maybe"

Funkmasta Garlic 12/13/2008 10:26 pm
Funkmasta Garlic

I've been waiting

i've been waiting for this moment all my life

but it's not quite right



and this 'real'

it's impossible if possible

at who's blind word

so clear but so unheard



i've been waiting

i've been waiting for this silence all night long

it's just a matter of time



to appear sad

with the same 'ol decent lazy eye

fixed to rest on you

aim free and so untrue



everyone's so intimately rearranged

everyone can focus clearly with such shine



everyone's so intimately rearranged

everyone can focus clearly with sunshine



lost and loaded

still the same 'ol decent lazy eye

straight through your gaze

that's why i said i relate

i said we relate

it's so fun to relate



it's the room the sun and the sky

it's the room the sun and the sky



i've been waiting

i've been waiting for this moment...

Funkmasta Garlic 12/03/2008 8:38 pm
Funkmasta Garlic

If I didn't care more than words can say

If I didn't care would I feel this way?

If this isn't love then why do I thrill?

And what makes my head go 'round and 'round

While my heart stands still?



If I didn't care would it be the same?

Would my ev'ry prayer begin and end with just your name?

And would I be sure that this is love beyond compare?

Would all this be true if I didn't care for you?

Florelo_Oteflar 11/30/2008 2:02 pm
Florelo_Oteflar

:3 merry day lol

xxgangsterboyz678xx 11/25/2008 6:39 am
xxgangsterboyz678xx

you look great and thanks for buying my fai coat

Funkmasta Garlic 11/24/2008 4:46 pm
Funkmasta Garlic

Hallo, me.

Florelo_Oteflar 11/23/2008 6:21 pm
Florelo_Oteflar

yar i is hawt!

Florelo_Oteflar 11/21/2008 3:32 pm
Florelo_Oteflar

i neds money!

Stripeycow 11/20/2008 3:12 pm
Stripeycow

Lol that's okay, it was for my dream aviee, but i had a long way to go so i changed my dream aviee and started to sell everything XD

so you very welcome =)

Stripeycow 11/20/2008 3:02 pm
Stripeycow

Thansk for the buy! x

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