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Greetings friends and denizens of the tubes, welcome to my profile!
The basics: I'm a 21 year old guy who lives in Stockton, California...
the most miserable city in the US. ******** YOU DETROIT, WE WON 8D...oh wait, that's bad.
When I have my life in order and am ready to pursue it, I would like to become a police officer or die trying, as that's my dream job.
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Here's some random things I like, and love:
-Cooking, I love both crazy and exotic food, and simple satisfying meals... food in general is a passion for me, I'd like to taste everything on earth <3
-Running, yoga, working out, and generally being healthy and physically fit...I've lost about 100 pounds since 2006, I used to be a hambeast.
-The human body and all it's wondrous features ;o
-People, and studying them >_>...humans are fascinating to me, and I also love a good discussion of philosophy.
-Plants, and plant life in general, of all kinds.
- Video games
-Magic: The Gathering
- The internet, and spending way too much time on it.
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Sriracha sauce
-Mollusks, and crustaceans, and chameleons, and fluffy critters, and...well, just about every living thing, except parasites.
-Bananas
- Gum, specifically Trident, in all it's fruity wonderful flavors n_n
-The moment when the pieces click together and your mind understands something, like when getting a joke
Here's some things that generally put a giant killer robot bee in my proverbial bonnet:
DO NOT WANT
-Drugs, drinking, smoking. That BS is for the weak. I can't truly respect someone who doesn't respect their own body, I'm happy to be poison-free.
-Religion (if you're gonna have an imaginary friend, keep em' to yourself)
-Bigots of any kind, and intolerance... hating someone for something they can't change has to be one of the stupidest things one can do
-********. LERN THEM KNOWLEDGES, PEOPLE.
-People who talk like "omg u tk him 2 da bar [ lol?"...please die in a fire.
-People who don't appreciate what they have...it pisses me off when people take things for granted.
Here's some tidbits about my personality:
-I'm really a very calm and laid back guy.
-I'm a funny ********, I do my best to make people laugh in any situation, I'm the one joking at a funeral.
- I love emotes, they're so...emotive. 8D
- I may have a bit of a Batman complex
- I'm very sarcastic...don't take everything so srs.
-I love language and words of all sorts, I wish I spoke every language on earth.
-Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoetnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be at the rghit pclae. The rset can be a toatl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
When it comes to entertainment...I love many types, none of which I have enough time to spend on as I'd like to...stupid LIFE getting in the way 
-Video games, first and foremost. I've loved and played them my whole life...anything good for any system you can think of, I've probably played it.
-Needless to say, but obviously the internet...this really is a second world to explore, or maybe a fantastic reflection of the "real" world. o_O
-Reading, I loooooooove a good book. PICK UP A BOOK AND READ SOME WORDS, ********.
-What's my taste in music? As you can see by my playlist on here, I like a lot of different types of music, I'll listen to any genre, anything that sounds entertaining or emotionally relatable is good to me. I'm very open minded about music, there's a whole world of it to listen to.
-Movies...love them, I try to see all the best and worst ones, and avoid the average.
-I love the UFC, and mixed martial arts in general...I will go all fanboy-rabid when talking about that.
When I'm on Gaia, I'm probably compulsively vending, posting in Statements, lurking in the ED, posting in the WG, or browsing the GD and feeling like Jane Goodall, 
........ as those are my most enjoyed aspects of Gaia
My favorite (non-Gaia) website?
Encyclopedia Dramatica CZECH IT OUT.
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Want to talk? I DO 8D...feel free to czech out my Facebook, or if you'd like to IM me on MSN or AIM, just ask for my screen name. ^__^
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John was a space marine for fourteen years. When he was young he watched the spaceships and he said to dad "I want to be on the ships daddy."
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Hey man, haven't heard from you in a while, Cthulhu.
Stop by and Bloop some time, y'feel me?
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Also, read this.
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Yes, I am an oldbie. Not as active anymore now that most of the people I talk to have gone on to greener pastures... or fancy-schmancier internet sites. All grown up like with their "social networking" and such.
Have you read Good Omens?
It's freakin' amazing!
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