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i happened to fall out of my mother dearest on march 30th on the fateful year of nineteen-ninety-four. guess my age, i won't bother to do the math for you. i'm self concious, don't argue with me about how i look. i will win. i love totoro with all of my beating heart. i flirt a lot, don't think you're special cause i'm hitting on you. c: i also like to talk a lot, and i feel obnoxious when i use the letter 'I' as much as i do. you will often find me spouting lyrics to songs i'm listening to, or random nonsense that doesn't concern you. my best friends forever and ever are maria rose madden & yolanda regimbal jones. i love them dearly. i'm single, but i'd like to keep it that way. i don't believe i am straight or bi or gay. what happens, happens. and it doesn't stay in vegas. i really like water, and swimming in it. i generally don't hold back my insults, so don't take it personally if i act like a brat. it's my way of showing love. ♥ i can be pretty picky sometimes. i love texting, and i'm ashamed to admit it. i haven't dated many people because i'm not too pretty, and i'm foul-mouthed.
i'm very pleased; i get to go to warped tour this year. i play roller derby, don't make me explain it please. it gets old after a while. i am not google, ktnx. as you can tell, typing rants is my habit. skank is my favorite word. ily, lets be best friends.
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