This is me

Hello I'm MomentieII, I'm old enough to drink and live in the northwest U.S. I'm your average class loser, great a a few things but not enough to be famous. I usually accept friend requests. usually. I also love cats... so if you want to gift me a cat item I wont complain ; ) Also, if you're here to ask for a handout, (and not on my friend list) you're just wearing out your fingers. Even if you are on my friend list, I wouldn't hold your breath... I don't get on much and thus don't have much gold, what I do have I'm less than liberal with. Don't like it? Not my problem.
A few other things.............


Girl: Do I Ever Cross Your Mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do You Like Me?
Boy: Not Really.
Girl: Do You Want Me?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would You Cry If I Left?
Boy: No.
Girl: Would You Die For Me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would You Do Anything For Me?
Boy: No.
Girl: What would u choose, Me or your Life?
Boy: My Life.
Girl Runs Away In Shock And Pain And Boy Runs After Her And Says:
The Reason You Never Cross My Mind Is Because Your Always On My Mind
The Reason I Don't Like You Is Because I Love You
The Reason I Don't Want You Is Because I Need You
The Reason I Wouldn't Cry If You Left Is Because I Would Die If You Left
The Reason I Wouldn't Die For You Is Because I Would Live For You
The Reason I'm Not Willing To Do Anything For You Is Because I Would Do Everything For You
The Reason I Choose My Life Is Because You Are My Life!
-This I have because it proves that we (men) are more poetic than most women give us credit for. Don't always take our words at face value.

Girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle.
Girl: Slow down I'm scared.
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not, please, it's so scary.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, Slow down.
Guy: Now give me a big hug.*She gave him a big hug*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself, it's really bothering me.
The next day in the newspaper, a motorcycle crashed into a building due to brake failure. Two people were in the crash, but only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road the guy realized his brakes weren't working, but he didn't want the girl to know. So instead he had her hug him and tell him she loves him one last time. Then he had her put on his helmet so she would live, even if it meant he would die.
-This I have because it's a load of crap. There are ways he could have preserved both their lives. Yes I'd giver her the helmet just in case, but this example is little better than abandoning her while living.