If you're looking for a female's rantings, then please look no further. You never know what you'll get, maybe vanilla? Chocolate? Strawberry? Greent tea? Maybe even... drama?!
Boo.
Hi, mutant boys!
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I headdesk a lot myself and my friends put their hands between whatever I'm smashing my forehead against and my forehead.
Vittoria: *sigh* You're not the sharpest pencil in the box, I see.
Vittoria: *headdesk* God give me the serenity to accept things that I cannot change...
Vittoria: De...corator? *huffs and crosses her arms* (can't help but feel insulted by that)
*luffs*
Vadix: *leans in to the two* When you see an ice table, run fast.
Vittoria: The church taught me all the truths of the world. Would you like me to share them with you, signore?
If he pulled his hair back into a ponytail with some hair out of it in the front than, perhaps.
Prussia <33333
lol have you heard his character song "oresama"? There's one part when he starts talking about kneeling for him and screaming for him.
Me and my friend both went, "Oh bby, I'll gladly go down on my knees and scream for you ;D"
Vittoria: *doesn't get it*
I was waiting for that x3
Like the child of any strongly conservative Christian family....
Vittoria: *looks up* God.
..... her sex education es nada. All the was told was to stay away from good looking men. Thusly, any man she thinks is attractive in some way shape or form, she is afraid of. Meaning:
Canada (because he's so damn cute)
America (because she thinks he's Canada without the bear)
Romano (she was afraid of him when she first was brought to Spain's house and saw him in the dress, he was so fricken cute)
Prussia (because a) he's sexy b) he freaking looks like a demon from hell c) his behavior really doesn't help her deter from the idea that he's an incubus)
But she really does like Prussia ;D She knows him from when they were much younger, he just doesn't remember her
Daws.
It sounds like France and England fighting over America x3
Vittoria: For that long? I wonder if that was when Antonio picked me up from the church?
Spain learned very quickly that she was an excellent cook and could clean up any mess Romano made in half the time it took to make it
Oh and don't worry--I'm not Catholic at all. lulz
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"Accidently", huh?
So how much france-niichan loving did travis get?
Vittoria: *is nomed upon* Get offa me. *pulls her ruler out of her vest and smacks you with it*
So yes. 'Obviously as being Vatican City, she's Italian. Romano & Italy's cousin.
As a member of the Holy See, she was sort of a delegate/peace keeper that wandered about with the church. She would tend to the Catholics that the Teutonic Knights *COUGH*Prussia&&Germany*COUGH* brought to her.
When all the holy crusades started however, she started dressing like a boy and carrying around a sword to help defend her people but when Grandpa Roman Empire got wind of this, he dragged her back home to Italy before dragging off Chibitalia.
She wound up growing up with Romano, France, HRE & England around her. Still used to pretending to be a boy and simply because there were no other female countries around, she referred to herself with "Boku" (which is only relevant if everyone spoke Japanese like in the anime/comics.)
When Chibitalia returned, she was a big bully to him. She pulled his hair and pushed him around, calling him names and saying he was a terrible artist.
Then came the Italian Wars. VC gets dragged off with Romano by Spain, who decides that she needs an attitude adjustment and sents her to live in a Catholic Church in care of the nuns.
Hence her weapon being a wooden ruler lined with metal.
Eventually though, the Church kicked her out for being too rude (semi representational to the fact that the Holy See isn't actually Vatican City, but just it's government). Spain took her in.
"What am I going to do with you? You're just as bad as Romano...."
Only he found out that she was a much better servant than Romano. She cooked, cleaned, acted respectful towards him, all to repent to God for being so cruel to his nuns.
The funny thing is, she was really a butler rather than a maid since apparantly, Italians in Hetalia must crossdress
=w=
Interesting
OMAIGAWD KITTY
*luuuuuuuuffffs*
I has one too~ For Vatican City/the Holy See
Who's yours?