Jahoclave

Jahoclave

Last Login: 11/19/2009 10:41 pm

Registered: 05/08/2003

Gender: Male

Location: Missouri

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Cool Starter Khaki Shorts
Canary Yellow Pimpin' Cane
Elegant Snowy Cravat
Elegant Snowy Leggings
Elegant Blue Satin Vest
Elegant Lord's Wig (Powdered)
Dark Footwear
Red Wine Pimpin' Jacket
Cig
Monocle
Black Top Hat

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Wanted - Black Tuxedo Pants
Wanted - Black Tuxedo Jacket
Wanted - Ducky
Wanted - Burnt Umber Phat Pants
Wanted - Stylish Charcoal Winter Boots - M
Wanted - Red Class Pants
Wanted - Kill Lanzer Pants
Wanted - Outlaw Biker Shirt - Coal
Wanted - Anti-Terror Desert Jacket
Donated - Charcoal Sketchbook
Donated - Canary Yellow Pimpin' Cane
Donated - Lunar Cloak
Wanted - Ace of Spades
Wanted - Warm Starter Khaki Shorts
Wanted - Lunar Cowl
Wanted - Rawhide Glamrock Belt
Wanted - Sno Yeti Pillow Plush(Head Warmer)
Wanted - Retro Scholar Cloudy Pants
Wanted - Warm Dress Starter Slacks
Wanted - Lawl and Order Belt
Bought - Winter Rose (Floral Gown)
 

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I've a degree in English with an emphasis in creative writing, a minor in history, and I'm currently working on anthropology courses with the intention of attending grad school for physical anthropology.

Other interests include Marxist and Post-Colonial studies as well as an interest in secularism.

I moonlight as the ruler of the unknown universe.

If you've never seen an episode of MacGyver you're dead to me.

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Jahoclave: Satirical, Witty, Cynical, Sarcastic, Realistic. Welcome to the world of Jaho, where nothing is correct, wrong, and/or otherwise any rational thought. An outlet of seething rage to the pointless craptastic display of craptitude that is

I'm an a*****e!

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Sweet Clara01 11/21/2009 11:16 pm

Just had to tell yo that your avi rocks...

xXAlix_teh_MageXx 11/05/2009 7:12 am

Poor penguins. Oh well.

xXAlix_teh_MageXx 11/03/2009 8:28 am

-le gasp- Oh no! My brother lives in Iowa!

xXAlix_teh_MageXx 10/31/2009 11:55 am

I shall be on my guard.

xXAlix_teh_MageXx 10/29/2009 10:53 am

Aww....silly penguins.

xXAlix_teh_MageXx 10/28/2009 10:55 am

That's so harsh for such cute creatures though. Sigh.

xXAlix_teh_MageXx 10/26/2009 7:35 am

Exactly. What's the world coming to? And then a penguin goes and robs the place, and you can't rob a penguin. But then they get robbed by mice riding on turtles. It's crazy.

xXAlix_teh_MageXx 10/25/2009 2:18 am

Oooh. Sounds like a plan. Say hi to Sancho and Panza for me. You know, it's like Avenue Q says. What do you do with a B.A. in English? You continue to graduate school and get a doctorate.

xXAlix_teh_MageXx 10/24/2009 12:48 pm

Ah...yeah. Damn all those with fancy medical degrees. I'm going to get a doctorate. But that's in English.

xXAlix_teh_MageXx 10/20/2009 10:44 pm

Very nice.

 

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